Simpsons randomness

Just a little fun ;)

Ok. So imagine everyone is at moe's for christmas and sideshow Mel is asked to sing there. But penny decides to have a little fun 🙃

[Mel(singing]: All I want for Christmas is~
[Penny]: *interrupts*WET ASS P*SSY!!
[Mel]: *looks at penny shocked*
[penny]: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME, DRIP DOWN THE SIDE OF ME, QUICK JUMP OUT 'FORE YOU LET IT GET INSIDE ME! I TELL HIM WHERE TO PUT IT NEVER TELL HIM WHERE IM ABOUTA BE!~
[Marge]: *covers Maggie's ears*
[Moe]: You go penny!
[Bart and millhouse]: *dances in the background*
[Smithers]: Man she really going out. Wish I had that confidence...
[Penny]: *gets on top of counter in a stripper outfit* I WANNA SPIT! I WANNA GULP! I WANNA GAG! I WANNA CHOKE! *cups Cecil by his chin and pulls him close* I WANT YOU TO TOUCH THAT LITTLE DANGLY THING THAT SWINGING THE BACK OF MY THROAT!~ *kisses cecil's cheek*
[Cecil]: *blushing* 🥵
[Bob and Krusty]: *jealous cause they didn't a piece of that penny ass*
[Helen]: *faints*
[Reverend lovejoy]: 🙏
[Homer]: Grrr~❤️
[Marge]: *slaps homer* homie!
[Lenny]: I see why they call her penny the performer now
[Penny]: NOW FROM THE TOP MAKE IT DROP THAT SOME WET ASS P*SSY!
[Penny]: *pins edna on against the wall* BRING A BUCKET AND A MOP FOR THIS WET ASS P*SSY!
[Edna]: *tomato face*
[Penny]: IM TALKIN' WAP! WAP! WAP! THAT'S SOME WET ASS P*USSY! MACARONI IN A POT THAT SOME WET ASS P*SSY! Ah!~
[Everyone]: *claps*
[Penny]: *bows* Thank you guys! Just wanted to mess around!
[Carl]: I think everyone is going to remember this~
[Cecil,edna,bob,Krusty,and mel]: Yeah~

This was based off a hilarious tiktok I saw, but I changed the plot. And this is literally me after writing this ❌👄❌