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Simpsons would you rather 👏

Let's play a good old game of would you rather, Simpsons edition! Comment your answers 😊

Would you rather?
Be best friends with Bart OR be best friends with Lisa?

Would you rather?
Work for Krusty OR work for mr Burns?

Would you rather?
Hurt millhouse's feelings OR hurt nelson's feelings?

Would you rather?
Go to pride month with Smithers OR go to pride month with penny?

Would you rather?
Work at moe's OR work at the kwik-e-mart?

Would you rather?
Have sideshow Bob try to kill you OR have fat tony try to kill you?

Would you rather?
Date sideshow Bob OR date mr Burns?

Sorry it was short, but I didn't know what to write 🌈