mendacious ~ kuroken

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"shit shit shit SHIT" kuroo yelled as soon as he went inside his dorm

bokuto left his room quickly "bro what's wrong ? you almost woke akaashi up" bokuto said and kuroo sighed

"mika ruined my chances with kenma" kuroo said and bokuto tilted his head in confusion

"what do you mean, what happened ?" bokuto asked

"what i mean is, that bitch drugged me with some needle shit and took a picture of us both half naked in her bed, and sent it to my ken ken" kuroo says

"shit, wait wait did you say drugged ?" bokuto asked and kuroo nodded

"bro you can take one of those test thingys like they do to find out who took drugs or alcohol, and bring kenma to prove it" kuroo eyes widened

"eek bo, you're so smart" kuroo said as he left his dorm

he knocked on kenmas door, the easy part was going to the doctors to get the test, the hard part was getting kenma to go.

after a minute, kenma opened the door, his eyes were red and puffy.

kuroos heart ached, but he was gonna make it right.

kenma looked at kuroo and immediately closed the door but kuroo put his foot in between so the door wouldn't close.

he opened the door and kenma sighed "what are you doing here ?" kenma asked with a raspy voice

"i was drugged, mika drugged me and took that picture and i know you're not gonna believe me, which is why we're gonna go to the doctors and take a test" kuroo said quickly

"huh what ? she drugged you ? ... hm"

it would make sense, if they did do it, one of them would have had hickeys, or be sweaty, and messy hair. i wouldn't know im a virgin so i'm not even sure so i guess i could go kenma thought to himself

"okay i'll go" kenma said as he went inside his room and grabbed a pair of crocs, he looked at what he was wearing, black sweats pants and a regular black plain shirt.

kenma shrugged, and left his room.

"you'll actually go ?" kuroo said in disbelief and kenma nodded with a bland expression

"yeah, now let's go. i don't have all day" kenma said as he left his dorm and kuroo following behind him

"baby kuroo, where are you doing ?" mika asked peeking out of her dorm room

"to get a drugs test, and maybe the police station to tell them to drugged me, who knows" mika eyes widened and gulped

"w-what are you talking about, you wanted me willingly" mika said nervously and kuroo chuckled

"nah still a virgin bitch, saving myself for kenma" kuroo put finger guns and then continued walking

meanwhile kenma was in shock

kuroo is a virgin ..? and he's saving himself for me ? ha what a bitch.... el oh el i'm doing the same

the two left the college dorms and kuroo unlocked his car.

the two went inside, and put on their seatbelts. as kuroo started driving, the two stayed in silence.

once they arrived at the doctors, kuroo told one of the ladies, that he wanted a test.

she nodded, since they had a spot open. kuroo and kenma sat down and kuroo sighed.

after 15 minutes later kuroos named was called

"i meant what i said ken ken, i'll prove that im worth your love" and with that

kuroo stood up and walked towards the doctor while kenma was blushing.

he took out his phone and went outside

he decided to call atsumu.

after two rings, atsumu answered "hi kenma, what's wrong ?" "are you still mad at sakusa ?" kenma asked

"no, it's fine i forgave him, but why'd ya call ?" atsumu asked

"um well i'm at the doctors right now, and kuroo is getting a drug test, because mika supposedly drugged him and sent me a picture of them naked" atsumu gasped

"really ? what the fuck, what a sick bitch" atsumu said and kenma chuckled and sighed

"yeah i know, i think i believe him, but the test is just the make sure" kenma said

"hm, it's good ya believe him. i think he's actually changed, i'm happy for ya ken, ya will finally get yer happy ending. ya deserve it" atsumu said and kenma smiled softly

"thanks tsumu.. well i should go now, take care and tell sakusa i said hi" kenma said

"bye bye ken, and i'll tell omi" atsumu giggled and hanged up

kenma sighed and smiled.

maybe just maybe. kenma was actually gonna get his happy ending