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1. WhatxThexFuck

I KNOW THIS ISNT eeXACTLYyy HOW BREATHING TECHNIQUES WORK BUT PLEASE DONT SAY ANYTHING IM DUMB AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO LOL)

-Breathing skill: Meme breathing

-Meme hashira

-Powers/skills:

"Meme breathing; first form, 'fuck yo chicken strips'"

Bright f/c-colored beams shoot from your sword.

2. "Meme breathing; second form 'When will you learn' "

When you swing your sword, rope swings from the end of it. (Do with this what you will, suffocating someone, swinging from branches, etc.)

3. "Meme breathing; third form 'I dont care that you broke your elbow'

Breaks your opponents elbow.

4. "Meme breathing; fourth form 'I love you, bitch ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch'

Heals your selected person

5. "Meme breathing; fifth form. 'The power of Christ compels you "

By throwing your sword at the opponent, it pushes them back with a wall that looks like a cross.

6. "Meme breathing; sixth form. 'Stop I coulda dropped my croissant.' "

If you throw your sword, it focuses directly at the weapon to make it drop at the floor.

7. "Meme breathing; seventh form. 'I have the power of god and anime on my side.' "

Duplicates your sword and blasts you towards the air.

8. "Meme breathing; eighth form. 'Jared, 19.' "

If you slash your opponent in the correct place, it blinds them.

9. "Meme breathing; ninth form. 'He needs some milk' "

By swinging your sword in a circular motion, peacefully killing the opponent by covering them in milk and making them disintegrate.

10. "Meme breathing; tenth form. 'An avocado...Thanks...' "

Swinging your sword down, an avocado bomb comes out of the tip.

11. "Meme breathing; eleventh form. 'Hi welcome to chilis.' "

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Your POV

"Meme breathing; eleventh form. Hi welcome to chilis!!!" I yelled, swinging my (F/c) sword at the tree in the forest. "Holy fucking shit-" I whisper yelled. Standing before me was a bright (F/c) and white portal. My eyes widened as a million thoughts ran through my head.

'Would this take me back to my real world?'

'Do I even want to go back.'

'Tell nezuko I love her...'

I uncounsiously stepped back, before letting out a loud sigh. "YO GIYUU!" I yelled my head turning towards him. He looked back at me and the portal, a questioning look on his face. "I MIGHT NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, MK BYE!!!" I yelled, waving and naruto running through the portal, screaming "YOLO!"

"..."

"..."

"Who are you?!"