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3.WhyxThexFuck

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'Id say we've been going for about...What? 30 km?' I thought in my brain. I was running and I wasnt tired at all, this was nothing compared to the endurance training I had to do back in demon slayer. I followed behind Leorio who was having a mental crisis in his brain, Killua passing both of us on his skateboard.

"HEY! WAIT UP, KID!" Leorio yelled, raising his fist angerly. 'Here we go.' I mentally yelled in my brain as Killua turned around, confused. "How about you show a little respect for the exam!?"

"What do you mean?"

"I MEAN, quit using a damn skateboard! That's cheating!" Leorio yelled out angerly. I stiffled a laughter.

"Hows that?"

"HOW!?"

"THIS IS AN ENDURANCE TEST. THATS HOW!" I ran ahead of him, smiling. "No, he never said it was an endurance test!" I said, turning back to the front. "(Y/n)'s right! Its not!" Leorio turned around, an angry look on his face. "What are you babbling about now!?" Gon had an expressionless face. "The examiner only said we had to follow him."

"Periodt." I yelled, now standing beside Gon. "HEY!" Leorio looked at me angerly.

"Whos side are you on anyways!" Leoreo faced Gon again.

"Hey, how old are you?" Killua asked both of us. "We're both 12." I said, not turning to look at him.

'Same as me..' Killua thought. He then kicked his skateboard up, catching it and facing the front. "I think I'll run for a little while."

"Cool!" Gon yelled.

"..My names Killua."

"Im gon!"

"The names (Y/n)." I did fingerguns.

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"Look, Leorios having a mental breakdown again." I said, turning my head to see Leorio. Gon paused his running, making me pause aswell. "Hey, forget about him. We've got to keep moving." Killua said. "MAN, SCREW THIS!" Leorio suddenly yelled.

"IM BECOMING A HUNTER, NO MATTER WHAT! DAMN IT ALL!" Gon then threw his fishing rod, catching his breifcase and hauling it back into his hands. "That was awesome!" Killua yelled. "Can I try that later?" "Oooh! Me too!" I smiled, facing Gon. "Yeah! Only if I can try your skateboard and your sword!" "Oh! Sure!"

"We've reached the 80-kilometer mark. Now, lets pick up the pace a bit, shall we?" Mr.Satotz said, making me groan internally. "Stairs, my greatest enemy." I glared at the stairs as I hiked up them. I shook my head a bit and continued to run.

"Hey, Ive got an idea. Let's race to the finish, see which one of us is faster." I grinned evily and nodded.  "Sure, okay. But the loser has to buy the other two dinner!" Gon yelled happily.

I smirked and looked forward, "Boys, boys. You shouldnt have agreed to that. Ready? GO!" I then took off.

"MAKING MY WAY DOWN THE BLOCK, WITH A GLOCK, YO ASS FINNA GET SHOT." I yelled, passing Leorio who gave me a confused look and Kurapika who didnt even look at me at all. I passed to the beggining, giving Satotz a peace sign, earning a blank stare from him as Gon and Killua passed the gate. "I WIN! No, I WIN! Who was first??" They both said simintanously as Satotz turned to me in response. "She was." I laughed evilly as the boys looked at me, obviously confused.

"HOWD YOU WIN!?" They both yelled.

"Thats a secret i'll never tell." I held a finger to my lips and winked. 'I totally didnt use any boosts hahah.' I lied in my brain, sweatdropping internally. "I thought you fell behind us." Killua blinked, turning away. I smirked and sat down on the ground Criss-cross as Killua leaned against the wall. "Hey, why do you wanna be a hunter, (Y/n)?" Gon suddenly asks, making me snap my head in his direction. "Well, uh...I dont really want to be. Well I guess it'd be nice.  dont actually know how I ended up here, im just trying to find my way back home." I answered truthfully.

Gon nodded and Killua asked, "Where do you live?"

I gave him a blank stare "I dunno." He then began laughing "HEY ITS NOT FUNNY!" An irk mark appeared on my head. People began crossing into the gate and I picked at the grass, lazily staring at the floor. "Hey! Kurapika!" Gon looked up at his blonde friend. "Hey. Is this our destination?" He asked, looking around.

"Nosir, mustache guy said we still have a while to go." I responded, still picking at the grass. Kurapika turned to face me. "...You're the girl who was yelling." I nodded. "I have a name. I'm (Y/n)." I said, still not looking up. "I'm Kurapika...Looks like the fog is lifting." Kurapika said. "Ah, really?"

"The Milsy Wetlands, also known as Swindler's Swamp. We must cross it to reach Phase Two of the exam. This place is home to a variety of truly bizarre animals. Many of which are crafty, voracious creatures. who decieve and feast on human prey. So please, be careful." Satotz turned around, sticking a finger into the air. "If you're decived, you will surely die."

"Hey! Wait for me!" A guy yelled as he reached out to the gate that was closing. I hissed in response. "OOuhhh.. poor guy.." I frowned.

"These wetland creatures are not to be underestimated. For they will use every trick in the book to fool their prey." everyone turned to Satotz again, the guy completely leaving their mind. "This is an ecosystem. In which  all creatures hunt by the art of deception. And that is why its also known as Swindler's Swamp. Now then, please follow me closely so you wont be deceived."

"Is he messing with us?" Leorio scoffed. "If we know they'll try to deveive us, who's gonna fall for it?"

"You." I mumbled, getting a confused glance from Kurapika. "DONT FALL FOR IT!" Someone yelled. "Listen, didn't I just say that we won't?" Leorio furrowed his eyebrows.

We all turned to see a man. "Dont let them fool you!" He groaned as he stepped out, revealing injuries all over his body. Everyone gasped in response. "He's lying. That man is lying to you."

"No hes not." I said calmly, STILL picking at the grass. This earned yet another confused stare from Kurapika. "He's an impostor! A total fraud. I'm the real examiner, you got it?"

"Impostor? What's going on here!?" I looked up at Leorio. "Nothings going on, look he-" "But then who is he, really?" Bald ass mf said. "I'll prove it, look at this!" he dragged a fake, wish version of satotz out of his buttcrack. seriously where tf did he get him from ummm...

"Oh wow, he looks like Mr. Satotz!" Gon exclaimed. I snorted, "Thats probably offensive."

"This is a man-faced ape from the milsy wetlands."

"A man faced what?"

"The man-faced ape loves the taste of human flesh. But their limbs are really long and thin, so they're actually quite weak. Thats why they disguise themselves as humans. They trick us into following them into the wetlands, where they work together with other creatures to kill us and eat us! That's what he wants. To deceive the entire Hunter applicant pool!"

I rolled my eyes and stood up, leaning against the gate and looking downwards. "And feast on every one of you!"

"Bastard."

"Oh yeah? Well, then that would certainly explain why he doesnt walk like a normal human."

Suddenly, three cards killed the man-faced ape, as three cards went towards Mr.Satotz.

"I see, I see." 'OH SHIT ITS THE CLOWN PEDO "That settles it, then. So you are the real one."