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"HI, YES IM HERE!" I said, walking over to Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and an unconscious Leorio. "(Y/n)? Theres blood all over you!" Gon said worridly. "Oh yeah, its not my blood its fine." I smiled.

"Where'd you go off to?" Killua asked, eyeing the blood on my shirt with a confused look on his face. I said nothing in response as I looked down at the grass with an expressionlesd look on my face.

"A...cave?" I said, "Why do you wanna know?" He just sighed and looked away. I looked back at Leorio. "What happened to him-" I said, already fully knowing the answer. "We got in a fight with hisoka." Gon answered, looking slightly shaken up as he gestured to Hisoka.

"And y'all lived? How tf-"

I cleared my throat, walking over to Leorio and taking out my sword, "Watch this." I smirked, their attention now on me. I took in a deep breath, "Meme breathing: Fourth form 'I love you bitch, I aint never gonna stop loving you, bitch'" I whispered, bringing my sword up, it ammiting (F/c) fog and Leorios wounds now being healed. "It...It doesnt hurt!" Leorio said, with a suprised look on his now un-injured face.

"...How'd you do that?" Gon asked with stars in his eyes. I laughed evilily. "I guess we'll never know." I wiggled my eyebrows 'THIS THE NUMBER ONE CHAMPION SOUND YEAH ESTELLE WE'RE BOUT TO GET DOW-' I laughed in my head and sat on the grass, putting my sword back in its sheath. I deadpanned as I felt their stares on me. "What-?"

Kurapika was about to say aomething, but was cut off by Mr.Satotz speaking. "Excellent work, everyone. The second phase will take place here, in the Visca Forest Park. So, I shall now take my leave. I wish you all the very best of luck." with that, he walked away doing his weird stickman walk.

I unconsiously did the orange justice, "LETS GO BOIIISS!!!" I yelled excitedly, earing weird glares from people as I naruto ran towards the gate and bounced up and down, waiting for the next stage of the exam, which if I remembered correctly, it was the cooking phase. 'Good thing im like, a master of cooking' I grinned in my head, as the gates began to open. Revealing Menchi and Buhara, who said "Will all of the applicants who passed the first phase please enter?" she asked.

"Welcome all, I'm menchi your examiner for the second phase. "And likewise, I'm Buhara." he said. Suddenly his stomache grumbled. "Sounds to me like you're getting hungry." Menchi smirked up at her friend. "Not just hungry, I'm famished!" Buhara says. "Well, there you have it. The second phase... Will be cooking!" She excitedly pointed her finger out to the crowd, everyone having the same shocked expression.

"Wait... We're cooking?"

"Huh?"

"What do you mean, we're cooking? We came here to take the Hunter Exam."

"That's right!" Menchi smiled. "The second phase of the exam will be preparing a meal that'll satisfy our palates."

"Why do we have to cook?"

"Don't you know? It's simple really, because we're gourmet hunters!"

(For both of our sakes, I'm gonna skip the second phase because it do be boring tho. Onto trick tower!! ^^)
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"I will now take the opportunity to introduce myself properly to the remaining 43 aplicants." Netero, the old ass man with the beard that defies the laws of physics, said. "I am netero, the chairman of the Selection Committee for this years Hunter Exam. It is a pleasure to meet all of you." Netero said, the same smile present on his face for the entire speech. "And I'm his secretary, Beans!" Beans said. 'I love beans. #Beans4president2024' "I had originally planned to make my appearance during the Exam's final phase."

"But, well seeing as how I'm already here..." His gaze flickered to me for a moment, a look of knowing and amusement in his eyes. Making my eyes widen as I looked away promptly, hoping he didnt know anything he wasnt supposed to. "I have to admit. There's nothing I love more than this feeling of tension in the air." he squinted his eyes in a playful manner. "So, I think I'll stick around for the remainder of the trip."

He laughed, beans interjecting "We are scheduled to arrive at our destination tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m exactly. You'll find dinner waiting for you in the dining hall. You're also welcome to get some rest, of course. You're free to do as you please until we contact you. The evening is yours."

"LOVE YOU MY MAN BEANS."

"(Y/n), Gon, let's go and explore the airship!" Killua said, ignoring my comment. "A'ight I have nothing better to do with my life so why not." I flattened down my (H/c) hair as much as I could and followed the two boys, but halway through I paused. "Hey... You guys go on without me." I did a small wave, backtracking to Leorio and Kurapika.

"Okay, but I'd be careful if I were you." Tonpa said, a sinister smile plastered on his face. 'Oh great, it's the old ass stanky ass old man.' I groaned internally. Leorio and Kurapika turned around. "You heard the secretary, right?" Tonpa held out his arms, "He only told us when we're arriving. He didn't say anything that the Third Phase of the Exam wasn't going to happen right here on the airship itself. And we'll be notified, but who knows if that'll be at 8:00 a.m or not?"

"Hold on. Are you serious?" Leorio turned around. "I suppose that makes sense..." Kurapika said, raising his hand to his chin in a thinking manner. "You might wake up and find out the Exam already took place and you slept right through it! If you wanna get to the next phase, then ya better not let your gaurd down, even up here. Understand?" Tonpa opened his fat ugly mouth again. Seriously when does this guy shut up hes so annoying. 🙄

"C'mon, gimme a break. Well. Thanks for the advice. See ya later." Leorio waved to Tonpa. "We'll be sure to keep it in mind."

Before the two could leave entirely, I stopped them, crossing my arms. "Dont listen to a single word he just said." Leorio's eyes widened, "Heh??"

"The third phase of the exam will only start at 8:00 a.m, just like (My bb boy) beans said. Please make sure to get some rest and if you're that worried, I'll be staying up all night so I can wake you up." I winked and gave the two a thumbs up. "Hey! How should we trust you?!" Leorio said, accusingly pointing a finger at me.

"Oh." I sweatdropped. "Well you dont have to listen to me, I guess. But if you have to know...That guy," I pointed to the door. "Tonpa? He's known as the Rookie Crusher. You don't have to believe me but he's trying to mess with your mind and make you all try and stay up. That drink he gave you before? Yeah he poisoned it." I said, giving the two a sad smile. "Please make sure to get rest, the third phase of the exam will be tiring."

"Wait, but if its so tiring then why are you staying up? Arent you a kid?" Leorio asked, raising an eyebrow. "Well, I dont really get lots of sleep I guess. I wouldnt ever sleep on a mission, only if I was at a wisteria hou-...ahem. S-sorry, I've said too much." I sheepishly rubbed the back of my neck as my gaze fixed on the door again. "Well, I have a bone to pick with Tonpa. See you all around!" I smiled, at the two before my look turned into pure anger.

"TONPA GET YOU'RE WEASEL ASS OVER HERE!" I yelled, bursting the door open as Tonpa looked up with a surpised expression.

"I-" I rushed over to him and grabbed the coller of his shirt. "I swear to the lord if you mess with any of us again I will literally steal your kneecaps and sell them on the black market, hear me?!" I yelled in his face, Tonpa sweating and nodding profusely.

"Great!" I dropped him and he fell to the floor. "Have a swell night, sir!" I said in a happy tone and walked away to go see Killua and Gon who were probably exploring.