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17.ZoldxDickxMansion

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sorry for not posting for 2 days-

Your POV

Awkward.

That's the only word that could describe the situation. I was currently sitting on the tour bus, looking out the window and doing the anime protag pose whilst questioning the meaning of life.

I understand why this situation is awkward, I mean I kinda did  just run out of a building, then starting crying and then acted like nothings wrong. But who tf could blame me!? I saw fucking Zenitsu! His sexy ass isnt supposed to be here, he's supposed to be in the universe with the hee-hee demon who's name I don't know how to fucking pronounce. (Kibibijustiski!?!?!?? WHAT!?!?!?)

I guess it shouldnt come as so much of a suprise to me, I mean, honestly after seeing Tangerine's haori I just didnt want to believe it.

But maybe they'd be safer here? I dunno, is the phantom troupe really safer than a bunch of demons and a sexy ass demon king? (seriously tho he's kinda hot)

"Check it out." Leorio whipsered. I broke out of my momentary daydream and looked over at Leorio who I was sitting next to. "No way those guys are tourists." I rolled my eyes. "Wow, Leorio. Really judging people when you look like that." "HEY WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?"

Kurapika disregarded our pointless banter. "True." I sighed and looked back out the window to go back into lala-land, before the tourist guide, (who was mega hot btw dammn.😳) "Okay, everyone! If you'll all look out the window to your right...you'll see Kukuroo Mountain, where the Zoldyck family lives!" 'zoldyck mansion? more like zold dick mansion *debby ryan face*'

"It's 3,722 meter high, and its surrounded by a forest. The Zolduck estate is rumored to be somewhere on the mountain!"

'Shawty like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singing like na na na na every day got my i-pod stuck on replay (replay) shawty liek a m-'

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*gasp* *gasp* *gasp*

"Y'all its not that deep calm down."I rolled my eyes at the people who were really over-doing their gasps. "Would you look at that.." Leorio gasped.

"This is the front gate of the Zoldyck family estate. No one who's entered has ever returned alive." The tour guide explained. "Hm." I walked up to the gate and started rubbing my chin in a thinking manner. "I say I go in, die, and the end thats my plan." I explained, nodding and closing my eyes.  "...No." Kurapika deadpanned, bonking me on the head.

"*sigh* picasso wasn't appriciated in his time..."

"To enter, you have to go through the door by the security checkpoint." "Cap."...-But beyong that is private property. So this is as far as we can go!" The hot tour guide explained. "Hold on! This is the front gate? The mountain is all the way over there!" Leorio burst out. "Thats right!-"

'Annoying...' I thought, walking over to the security guard. "Sup." I nodded at him, him smiling. "Ah...Hello little girl." "I'd like to try my hand at the real gate please." I stated, crossing my arms and doing a lil debby ryan + fuckboi face. He blinked a couple of times, I was about to open my mouth again, before the two guys that Leorio was judging came up and threatened the old man.

He obviously fake-gave in, giving the guy the key as Mike gobbled them two up like a thanksgiving dinner dayum that was fast he just went 'chomp', earning two screams. Then, the door opened and Mike placed the two corpses outside like a good respectful lil boy. Everyone ran back on the bus, besides us four. "Mike's only supposed to eat at designated times.." The security gaurd sighed. "MIKE! DON'T BLAME THOSE EXTRA POUNDS ON ME!" The gaurd yelled.

"What was that thing!?" Kurapika asked, as Leorio gulped. "Hey! you guys! What are you doing? Time to get back on the bus!"The tour guide waved her flag around. "Go ahead without us 'cause we're all staying here!" Gon yelled back. "What!?" The tour guide gasped. They went off and I let out a sad whimper, "I didn't get her number...Siri play heart on ice.." I sulked.

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"I see." The guard nodded. "So, you're young master Killua's friends, are you?" I nodded politely as he poured tea. "Happy to hear it! I've worked here for the past 20 years, and to the best of my recollection, you three are the first friends who've ever come to visit." The guard smiled.

"Now, I probably shouldn't be telling you this, seeing as how I work here, but this place is pretty lonely. No one ever really visits. Well, except for those types. We get our fair share of those." The man chuckled as he pointed to the door.  "But a family of assasins is bound to be unsual."

"Oh, well, anyways. I'm so glad you're here. Thank you for coming!" The man bowed his head. "Don't mention it!" Leorio smiled. "However...That doesn't mean I'm gonna be able to let any of you inside." The guard narrowed his eyes. "You saw it earlier, didn't you? How huge the beast's arm was?"

He went on to explain Mike, and how he was the watchdog. "I wouldn't want friends of young master Killua being stripped down to their skeletons."

"Question. How is it that you're safe here?" Kurapika asked. "Hmm?" He looked up in confusion. "It's just, you can go inside. And if you were never allowed to go in, its unlikely that you'd be given a key."

"Hmm, that's very preceptive."

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"Leorio what are you doing." I facepalmed looking at Leorio try to push open the door. "I've pushed and pulled but it won't budge!" Leorio groaned. "Are you sure the gate isn't locked?!" Leorio sighed. "I'm afraid you're just not strong enough." The guard explained. 'pfft- tell us something we don't know.' "Shut up! I was giving it everything I've got!"

The security guard took off his upper clothing, leaving him in a tank top and showing off them guns. "Step back and watch." The guard said, walking up to the gate. "This gate is offically known as the Testing Gate. because anyone who's not strong enough to open it..." he then crossed his arms, activating his hatsu (?). "...Is considered unworthy of entering the Zoldyck estate."

He pressed his hands on the door, opening it. He then stepped back a bit, as it closed. "So, you can see that the door closes automatically. So you'll want to slip inside as soon as it opens. Oh, and you won't need to worry about Mike. He has strict orders not to ayyack anyone who enters through the Testing gate. But, you, little girl, already knew that, huh?" he laughed as my friends gave me confused stares and I sweatdropped.

"...Right, well. I should mention, the first doors weigh two tons each."

"WHAT!!?" Leorio yelled. "You're really not supposed to be able to...Wait, what did you say? Did you say the first doors?" 'OMG CAN Y'ALL JUST LISTEN IT ISN'T THAT HARD.'  "Yeah, take a look. There are seven doors in all."

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After Gon's outburst and the man's offer to help us...He was about to open the door again to show us Mike, I yelled out. "Hey, wait! I wanna try." The man deadpanned. "Uh..Ah, alright."

"Hey! If I couldn't open it, there's no way you can!" Leorio yelled, sticking a finger in the air. "We'll see about that." I smirked, walking up to the door, placing too hands on the wall. I took a couple of deep breaths.

I gritted my teeth together, then pushing forward with all my strength.

"I knew it! She wouldn't be able to do-"

creeakk

"HAH!?"

Stood before them, two opened doors.