morgan, dropping reid off at the airport: have a safe flight!
reid: actually i have no control over the safety of th—
morgan: *sigh* just die, then
jj: careful with the onions, they might make you cry
morgan: not if you make them cry first
morgan: *stabs the onion*
rossi, watching a bunch of people making a scene in the streets: wow, what a bunch of idiots
rossi, realizing it's the bau: wait those are MY idiots
morgan: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i strong or weak?
jj: strong
reid: weak
rossi: an idiot, is what you are
rossi: all in all, a 100% successful trip!
langston: we lost derek and penelope
rossi: exactly! 100% successful
langston: how was anger management?
rossi: still angry.
langston: i slept for twelve hours but i think i might still be sleepy
langston: let's go for twelve more
reid: elias that's a coma
langston: sounds festive
reid: don't say a word
langston: fergalicious
reid: i told you not to say a word
langston: oh, so last week when we were playing scrabble, it wasn't a word. but now it is. how convenient for you
rossi: what's your worst fear?
reid: being forgotten
prentiss: failure
langston: rejection
rossi: damn that's deep
rossi: mine's the kool aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now
