sam: man blowjobs sure are a mouthful
bucky: wow wilson, that pun was hard to swallow
donnie: penis.
nat: thank you for your contribution
bucky, to liam: i'm really proud of you, son.
steve: oh, so when he saves the day, he's your son, but when he shocks you through your metal arm as a prank, he's my son?
steve: that's fair, actually
sam: i like eminem
donnie: i prefer skittles
bucky: no, kid, he means the rapper
donnie, looking at sam in horror: you eat the wrapper??
steve: bucky left me because i'm insecure :(
steve: oh!! he came back!!!!!
steve: he just went to the bathroom
sam: go see a vet. you might be a dog
bruce: tony really hates the concept of being overdressed
tony: if i want to wear a latex dress and a fur coat to the grocery store on a fine tuesday afternoon, i should not be judged! i should be applauded for being so incredibly sexy
sam: this article says some dude was paralyzed after eating 440 chicken nuggets
steve, cracking his knuckles: so the limit is 439 then
[fatws]
bucky: don't worry, i've got a few knives up my sleeves
sharon: i think you mean cards
sam: he does not
bucky, pulling four knives from various places in his clothes: i do not
steve, freaking out: why did you put cheetos in the first aid kit?????
tony, bleeding out: i thought it would be funny!
steve, apologizing: .. .—-. – / ... — .-. .-. -.–
bucky: what's that?
steve: remorse code
bucky: i'm even angrier now
