dean: i will physically fight anyone who insults jack
jack, entirely convinced he's evil: i'm heartless and terrible
dean, crying: alright square up
chuck: i am your god and you will refer to me as such!
ansel, chewing gum: ok such
[teaching ansel to drive]
sam, afraid for his life: WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEDESTRIAN
ansel, speeding up: HE'S ON THE STREET HE KNOWS THE RISKS HE'S TAKING
person: so, what makes you happy?
dean: well i'm glad you asked *pulls out a photo album of jack and ansel*
dean: an angel and my other dumbass kid
*a photo of john with drawn-on devil horns falls over*
teen!sam, in the middle of his documentary on why cereal isn't a type of soup: oops my anarchy symbol
cas: *hands dean a water bottle*
dean: *takes a drink* thanks, cas, but what was that for?
cas: ansel says you get thirsty around me
dean: *chokes on the water*
ansel: don't worry, i've got a few knives up my sleeves
sam: i think you mean cards
jack: he does not
ansel, pulling three knives out of his sleeves, one out of his belt and another out of his boot: i do not
