[in the mcdonald's drive thru]
langston, taking his ice cream cone from rossi: sugar daddy is not an age, it's a mindset
rossi: *reaches across him to open the car door* you're walking home.
morgan: bitch
reid: blocked.
morgan: wait no reid unblock me i have something to tell you
reid: what
morgan: bitch
[3am]
langston: can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?
rossi: *inhales*
reid: short people be like: small
langston: honestly, fuck you
prentiss: how many times do i have to apologize?
reid: once would be nice.
prentiss:
reid:
prentiss: no
hotch/rossi: you two better have a good excuse for this!
langston: we have three, actually
garcia: pick your favorite
garcia: i want someone to light a fire within me
langston: i want someone to light me on fire
