truth is from light_the_nightwing
Porpoise: today's a special day!!
turtle: great
Winter:*whispers to moon* have you noticed a pattern?
Moon: what?
Winter: *wispers* every time there is a special day, something bad happens
Moon: ohhhh
Winter: *wispers* so prepare to not make it out alive
Porpoise: check out what I found!!!
Porpoises: A KESTREL IN A BOX
*kestrel pops out of the box*
Everyone: *dies*
Porpoise: guys?
porpoise: *uses Zeus to zap everyone back alive*
porpoise; WAKE UP PEPS
qibli: *spots the kestrel in the box lying on the ground* SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMM *slams into the wall and faints*
kinkajou: *bonks him in the head with a pineapple to make sure he is dead*
Nightshade: bruh
*a rock suddenly falls from the sky and smushes qibli*
everyone: :D
porpoise: *facetalons*
a letter falls from the hole
kinkajou: ooooo this letter is PINK
Porpoise: ah! that must mean its a truth!
porpoise: and its for kinkajou
kinkajou: no No NOOOOOOOO *summons the pineapple gods and turns into giant, evil kinkajou*
Nightshade: what the f*** I must call queen glory about this
Turtle: LANGUAGE
moon: wow. I never seen kinkajou so mad
a pineapple squishes moon
winter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kinkajou: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
porpoise: this is a good time to read the truth "kinkajou, do you like turtle as a boyfriend?"
kinkajou: *yeets a mega gigantic pineapple towards turtle*
Turtle got smushed by a pineapple
porpoise: oh, I guess not.
A/N why not just finish this chapter before going offline for a week? cya!
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Wof truth or dare
HumorI write in this book when I have no brain cells, so don't take it to seriously just as you should do with life :) All these characters belong to Tui.T Sutherland except Porpoise and other OCs. (characters on the cover not by me!)
