Porpoise: *blows a party horn*
Winter: PORPOISE WHAT THE HECK ITS 4 IN THE MORNING
Porpoise: *ignores* Wake up guys! *clap* *clap*
Everyone: no
Porpoise: *starts pulling out a gun*
Everyone: *wakes up*
Porpoise: today is 2022!! *blows a louder party horn*
Umber: ok
Porpoise: anyway guys, since it's the new year, I booked a plane flight to take us on vacation
Qibli: woooo finally we get to do something fun!
Porpoise: yep
Peril: where are we going anyway?
Porpoise: I think you guys will like it! *pulls out plane landing location* its someplace called H-E-L-L
...
Winter: sh*t
JW tps to the airport
Morrowseer: *peeking from under a counter*
Porpoise: *slams fists on counter* one flight to H-E-L-L please
Morrowseer: no
Porpoise: *slices Morrowseer's head off, killing him for the third time .-.*
Everyone: *cheers*
Porpoise: let's go B)
After a few hours
Turtle: uhm can we go back? We've been walking around for hours and we can't find our plane.
Porpoise: NO, WE ARE NOT GONNA LEAVE UNTIL WE GO TO HELL
Everyone: ...
Winter: that doesn't sound right.
Porpoise: Silence mortals!
Chameleon: *walks up* so guys, it turns out the reason you can't find your plane is because airports don't exist since dragons can just fly.
Porpoise: oh
Everyone: *facepalms*
A few minutes later...
Doctor Haida: uhm so, how do we get to hell if hell is not on earth?
Porpoise: simple! We die!
Xinc: what a wonderful idea
Porpoise: I agree! *kills everyone*
Everyone appears in hell
Qibli: so apparently we did bad enough things to make us all go to hell
Turtle: where's kinkajou.
Kinkajou*chilling in heaven with pineapples*
qibla: except for her
winter: *melts* why is it so hot
Darkstalker: Yo
Everyone: adjsfkaljfksalelkas *screams*
umber: *crying in a corner* Why didn't we bring extra strawberries
Winter: *Melting into a blob* Guys am I ok?
Darkstalker: *slow motion about to kill everyone*
doctor Thunder: *making a potion*
Doctor Haida: what's that?
Doctor Thunder: its my thingy that's supposed to make me take over the world
Darkstalker: *still slow motion about to kill everyone*
Porpoise: *Steals the thingy that's supposed to make her take over the world and drinks it* haha now Im god :D
Doctor thunder: hey >:(
Darkstalker: *About to kill everyone*
Everyone: SAVE US DDD:
Turtle: PORPOISE KILL DARKSTALKER
Porpoise: Whats in it for me? Also stop screaming your hurting my ears.
Beantato: OMG JUST KILL HIM
Porpoise: no. not unless you give me something
Darkstalker: Too late lol *kills everyone and takes over the world.*
(Ive just realized that they can't be dead if the are already dead. Just ignore that :)
Meanwhile in heaven:
Kinkajou: What was that loud noise that I heard?
Jambu: Idk, must not be important.
Yay! Ive finally posted! I hope you guys enjoyed this disaster of a trip the porpoise took everyone on.
Anyways, have a great day, cya!
-Supercookie
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Wof truth or dare
HumorI write in this book when I have no brain cells, so don't take it to seriously just as you should do with life :) All these characters belong to Tui.T Sutherland except Porpoise and other OCs. (characters on the cover not by me!)
