Color things

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Okso hear me out but different things have different colors (especially weekdays, months, numbers, letters, concepts, and people)

I'm probably going to do multiple chapters on this but I saw a tiktok about what kind of person you are based on your favorite color and it bothered me, especially teal and purple and maybe green.

So someone's color is not based off of their favorite color but I've met a few people where th heir favorite color is their color and that can be a red flag for me.

People can also have multiple colors but usually have a dominant color. One of my partners for example is a purple person with pink swirled in and a touch of indigo at the edges, there's probably a little maroon in there too. He's really cool honestly.

Anyways here's a list of colors and was hat they mean when associated with people.

Teal: honestly? Least favorite. Tend to be manipulative and abusive. They have a loud personality and think they're in charge of everything. Probably into memes but not hardcore about it. I've been in a relationship with a teal person, she gave me trauma, if they're a teal person, they're a walking red flag and I will probably try to find a way to leave them as smoothly and soon as possible. Do not fuck with teal people.

Green: kinda mild, green is one of the most diverse colors next to blue, depending on the shade it means anything. Ones on the medium scale are assholes and will fuck your shit up so horribly, you'll think they're your friend but eventually they'll just do something that makes you realize they've probably been treating you badly. Lighter greens are kinda...sickly sweet, like, they're cute...but almost deceptively so? I've gotten along with them though, so they usually don't have to many issues except for either anxiety or intense trauma. Dark greens are cool, love them, they tend to be in tune with nature and theirselves, they can be pretty accepting and lowkey vibe with just about everything. They also tend to be pushovers and have trouble standing up for themselves. Neons are the same as teal but add some more excitement, probably have adhd.

Purple: y'all cool as fuck. Though you're chaotic, and probably obsessed with memes. You're confident in a way that screams "I will steal every fucking street sign I come across and get away with it" and I honestly love the energy. You're probably pretty nice but the moment someone fucks with someone you care about you snap and make that person wish they'd never been born with nothing but words. I have 2 purple partners, trust me, both of them are exactly like this and I have quite a few purple friends. It's just their vibe.

Red: ...honestly red people are weird to deal with. They're either fucking scary as hell and will be the worst person you ever meet or will be the most understanding sweet motherfucker and will make your life worth living.

Orange: ...I've never met a person who has orange as their primary color except maybe my 8th grade history teacher but that might be because I associate orange with social studies. If you're an orange person you probably radiate side character vibes and get jealous easily but you're a mild person who's easy to get along with. You're cool.

Yellow: confident as fuck dude, you know you have flaws and you embrace them, you're probably the best thing to ever happen to someone and I love that. Honestly gives leo vibes but in a good way (I have a grudge against Leos but a lot of the time they can be cool af), you're kind, understanding, forgiving, and overall one of the best colors, you're also probably protective of the people you love and I respect that. If you get into a relationship with a yellow person you're lucky as fuck (I should know, one of my partners is yellow). They're also very honest and put the truth before emotions generally.

Pink: oh lord. Here we go again. Look, I was in a relationship with a pink and red person (they were perfectly equal, both her primaries), she was traumatized as fuck and self centered. Pink people are generally self centered bitches who will lure you in with a calm demeanor then make everything about them and even when you try to tell them something about yourself they knock it away like it's nothing. However some pink people are like pink starbursts, I had a friend who was a pink starbursts and she was honestly so sweet and adorable and I would take a bullet for her. The pink my partner has is also starburst pink. If you meet a starburst pink person you better be thankful because they're also loyal as fuck and will stay by your side as long as they can.

Blue: literally I would have to make a whole chapter on this. Blue people aren't exactly common first of all and blue is so diverse it could mean literally anything. I can't even categorize by lights darks mediums neons because every fucking shade is a whole other personality. If I had to sum it up as a whole, y'all are unpredictable and scare me.

Brown: these people are calm and reserved and willing to help whenever you need it. They never feel aligned with any one zodiac because they have the potential to be any which one. Honestly they give me forest vibes, I'd hang out with a brown person anyday. I love them, they're so nice.

Turquoise: sorry if you're a turquoise person you're either a Gemini or aquarius and I hate you. Definitely some narcissistic tendencies there and you probably use stupid excuses and lie all the time and make a big fuss when you don't get your way. Karens, this is the karen color. Aquarius is the karen sign and I will stand by that, every aquarius I've met except my aunt is a karen, every turquoise person is definitely a karen however. Y'all need to step the fuck back.

White: honestly y'all either manipulative or innocent. No in between. Nothing else to add, it speaks for itself.

Black: ...you're the void, I don't make the rules here. You have no vibe, you're unpredictable and probably possessed. Zero energy, 24/7, no wavelength, just nonexistant. I fear you on a universal scale, stay back you soulless being. You've probably killed someone and gotten away with it

Grey: Similar to brown but rocks....and add some chaos....lots of chaos.. .so much chaos...I will vibe with you while simultaneously fearing you.

Gold: if you're gold you're either a piece of shit or a deity. If it's the latter, I will respect you for eternity, no questions asked. As should everyone else.

Silver: y'all either don't exist or are rare af. Probably vibe with anything ngl, very flexible.

Cyan: you have the vibes of swimming in a pool at night in the summer. It's refreshing, you're pretty cool and I'd hang out with you at any time. Probably a superiority/inferiority complex combo tho.

Lime green: y'all stand apart from the other greens for some reason. The embodiment of chaos, you're kind, and I'd fucking vibe with you. The god Loki is lime green btw. Feel like I'd 100% vibe with him.

Y'all can request other colors if you think of them and I'll make another chapter for them. Probably going to make a list of my friends and partners next chapter.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 12, 2021 ⏰

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