I had taken my big mosaic home that day and was waiting for my bus with my friends
Claira: ........can I hold it?!
Me: ........no.
Claira: pleeeeaaasee?
Me:mmph........uh no..?
Claira: can I touch it?
Me: *hisses* NO!
Claira: *quickly poked it*
Me: Bitch!
The plastic wrap had broke
Claira: *stumbled back* DID-DID YOU JUST- DID YOU JUST CUSS?!?!
Me: yeah....?
Claira: OH MY GOD! HOW?! I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU CUSS!
Me: how odd.....I always cuss......almost constantly......
Claira: that was a life changing moment.