Mom: hey, can you hand me the tomato?
Me: *panics* *starts reaching for the onions*
Mom: no, the tomato
Me: ok! Red! *hands her the tomato*
Mom: not the onion *joking*
Me: *plays along* but aren't those synonyms? Onion and tomato?
Me: synonyms, go! Onion, potato!
Me: wait- I mean tomato!
Me: those are all cinnamons!
Me: Crap!
This happened literally half an hour ago. It's pretty chaotic
