Teacher: -and then we do this, understand?
Me: you got the wrong answer! It's not 1362! It's 1679!
Teacher: how the fuck did you get that?!
Me: check your answer sheet you have in your hand right there...
Teacher: *checks it* oh......you're right, COME up here and do it for us!
Other kids: *thinking some saying it out loud* I don't understand! How did she finish it in like thirty seconds?! She raised her hand for the answer once our teacher started multiplying the second number! And she got it right?
Me: it helps that my fourth grade teacher used to be a sixth grade math teacher.
Other kids: WHAT?!
Me: *given a double sided math sheet* *finishes in 10 minutes* *is about to raise hand*
Teacher: &#@-&%@ I know you're done! Now come up here, I have an idea!
I go up to her
Teacher: *hands me about 93 worksheets completed by other kids, an answer sheet, and a grading key* grade these! You can figure out how to use it!
Me: yay! *spends the rest of the day grading tests*
Me: how did this kid get every single question wrong?! Some were addition!
Me: why do kids keep getting 60% and lower...?
Me: I got one wrong?! I need to study extra hard tonight!
1st nine weeks report card
Me: *checks grades* Straight A+ for the first time ever! Yes!
2nd nine weeks report card
Me: *checks grades* More straight A+ and above grade level in all subjects apparently!
3rd nine weeks
Me: straight A+ again. Above grade level.
4th nine weeks
Me: last report card! I bet it's the same as last time! *opens it* ONE B IN GEOMETRY?! NOOOOOO! MY STREAK OF GOOD GRADES! I CAN'T BEAR TO TELL MY MOM HOW BADLY I FAILED!
Some random kid: at least it's not D's! Like my entire report card.....as usual....
Me: my mom would ground me for half a year if I got a C.....
