DC Headcanons??? MAYBE?

Cali/DC

DC has one of California's flannels that he stole

-But Cali knows

-Sometimes when DC is back in Washington, California will steal the flannel, wear it, and then when DC gets back it'll smell more like him

Sometimes DC steal's California's glasses and puts em on when he wakes California up in the morning 

DC will politely eat the vegan food California makes when California is going through one of his stages

California feels bad about being tough on DC during meetings but DC wants him to keep him accountable 

Phone sex is their favorite

California: The Disney Corporation is money hungry sharks who swallow up their competition so they're the only animation company and sell us back our childhoods.

Also California: Hi yes, how much is that replica doll from It's a Small World? Two hundred? I'll take it. 

-I don't know if I explained this one, DC loves It's a Small World. Like actually.

Despite popular belief it was California who first got DC to smoke with him and Colorado, not Florida. 

While his boyfriend will do it every once and awhile but never obsessively, California keeps edibles on him in case DC is really stressed out

California got DC a bracelet that he can snap against his wrist if he needs to stim, or chew

DC loves hearing California info dump