DC Headcanons??? MAYBE?

Lion King

DC: ......god imagine waking up to that as your alarm.

New York: Note to self, change Massachusetts alarm

Florida: Think I can find myself a baby giraffe?

DC: Dia, no.

DC: *gasp*

DC: *pleased DC noises*

Louisiana: Use your words darlin'

DC: BABY LION

Texas: ....poppy I have an idea

California: If you hold me up like Simba I'll kill you.

DC: ......why am I lowkey attracted to Scar.

Florida: *writing notes* Attracted. To. Sexy. Lion. Got it.

California: Abolish the monarchy.

Florida: *looks down at salsa* *looks at New York*

New York: Put that on me and you die.

Florida: Got it.

DC: Imagine having a loving mother and father.

The Others: Can't relate.

Florida: Our shadow place is Polk County.

DC: So the other animals are just 'happy' to be eaten by their king?

Louisiana: Scar is just casually trying to get his nephew killed.

DC: The evil queen tried to kill Snow White. I have a feeling this is normal.

California: I'm glad we get to see Mufasa's harlem.

DC: HIS WHAT?

Texas: POPPY.

DC: Nala and Simba remind me of me and IDC

California: That's good considering they're probably brother and sister

DC: W H A T

Texas: You've lost your speaking privileges!

DC: *happy bouncing to the song*

Florida:

Florida: HEY LOUI-

Louisiana: Wha-*gets tackled by Florida*

DC: I would die for Ed

DC: God I wish my dad would've protected me like this

Texas: This movie might be a bad idea

(DC slowly curls into himself as Mufasa and Simba interact)

DC: Same

His boyfriends: HEY.