No one asked but I think this is IDC's ranking of DC's boyfriends:
New York: quiet, doesn't bother her
Louisiana: annoying but makes a good drink
Texas: could he shut up for once about government overstepping
California: whiny
Florida: death wish
YOU ARE READING
DC Headcanons??? MAYBE?
AléatoireOr alternatively someone tell me to stop using Tik Tok