DC Headcanons??? MAYBE?

Snow White

Remember my headcanon that DC didn't have a childhood? And he's never seen a singular Disney movie? Enjoy the OT6's commentary over Snow White as DC watches it for the first time.

DC: A book? Is Walt himself going to read the story to us?

Florida: I think I stole that.

California: Wasn't Snow White in the story fourteen?

DC: WHAT?

Texas: Must you do this now?

New York: Heh. The mirror looks like Massachusetts.

DC: Imagine being jealous of your fourteen-year-old stepdaughter.

Louisiana: Hey it happens sha.

DC: NOT REALLY.

DC: 'Did I frighten you' what a dumb question

DC: They met today and decided they're in love. Is this normal?

(Beat)

Florida: You are new to this aren't you?

DC: Imagine being so jealous of your fourteen-year-old stepdaughter you hire someone to kill her

Louisiana: Hey so, does that guy die then?

California: In the original myth he kills an animal and then uses its heart.

DC: *horrified*

Texas: DO WE WANT HIM TO LIKE DISNEY OR NOT?

New York: Snow Whites autistic

Florida: Because?

New York: See how she got overwhelmed?

Florida: But that's 'cuss the forest was--

DC: No wait I want to hear him out.

DC:

DC: She reminds me of my mom.

Texas: Why do the deer all look like Bambi?

DC: What's Bam--

Florida: *covers DC's ears* NO. Not that movie.

DC:

DC: Hey what happened to Snow White's mother and father?

(Beat)

Louisiana: You wanna tell him?
California: Give it two movies.

New York: Snow White's special interest is CLEANING.

DC: YES. Holy shit YES.

DC: That one.

Louisiana: What.

DC: I like that one.

Florida: Dopey?

New York: Not surprised. Look at two of the people you're dating.