Hania x Covid x Snape x Barney

Chapter 8

Hania woke up in her Severus Shrine, she felt confused, but she was instantly comforted by the fact that she was surrounded by pictures of her favourite greasy haired necrophiliac.

She got up from the floor, walked back through her house and discovered that Barney was now shitting out a purple shit covered Winnie the Pooh who was still floating and seemed unconscious. Hania decided that she did not want to deal with this, she picked up Winnie the Pooh and threw him out the window. 

She could still feel the rage inside her that she felt yesterday seeing Dobby and Myla so in love together, the little love that she had left for Dobby was running out like a flickering light.
How dare he shove his relationship with Myla in her face?  

Not that she really cared but something inside her could not stand to see him so happy, especially not when the person she loved most had escaped from her.

All she wanted to do was run her hands through his beautiful slimy hair that always left grease marks on her fingers. 

She decided to occupy herself with her favourite thing, baking Snape shaped cookies and drawing Snape faces on them. She did this when she missed him, a knock on the door interrupted her thoughts.

She was surprised to see Tinky Winky, Lala, Po and Dipsy carrying the dead corpse of Covid. Tinky Winky began "Ms Hania, we are eternally sorry for you loss" he said and murmurs of agreement were heard from all teletubbies.
However, Hania wasn't in the mood for sorrows and grievance, now that she was finally free from the claws of Covid she had the chance to be with her one true greasy love.

"I don't care, burn his corpse for all you like" she smirked before slamming the door on the poor teletubbies faces, she then turned and came to a realisation- Severus would love her more if she had a corpse to give him! She quickly opened the door and ran after them begging them for Covids corpse back.

Now she had only one main concern- making sure Barney didn't eat him, she had to preserve the freshness of the corpse for her Severus.
"I have a pointy person inside me that does not want to come out of me" said Barney as he  groaned in pain and discomfort, he continued "I need to eat your greasy friend again to get the pointy person out, PLEASE I'll do anything if you find him and bring him to me"

With this Hania set out to find Severus.
Meanwhile, Sela had given up looking for Severus and decided to go home, she'd try again another day. For now, she had to work put how to tell Peter she loved someone else now.

Unless they could all come to an agreement, she couldn't see her relationship with Peter working out. She also had her son Evan to worry about, Sela couldn't abandon him.

This was getting too complicated for her to think about, she decided that she'd worry about it tomorrow and for now she would just imagine her dream wedding with the god that was Severus Snape. She didn't care that Hania wanted him, she had a simple solution for that.

She picked up a gun, smiling at it, forming a plan in her head.

Repetitive ik💖
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