Barney, Hania, Flitwick and Flich were still waiting for Barney to empty the contents of his stomach, it had been quite some time since he ate Snape and his pain had reduced quite dramatically. They had also since then found out that Dumbledore and Kreacher had been in a secret relationship.
"I CAN FEEL THEM LEAVING ME" he fell down with a large thud causing the ground to shake, Hania ran towards him to comfort him.
"PUSH BARNEY, PUSH YOU CAN DO IT" they screamed in unison as Barney groaned in intense pain, however their words were to no avail as he was still having trouble breathing. Duþmbledore was now wearing a nurse's tunic while giving Barney breathing exercises to do which seemed to be helping massively. Kreacher was eager to assist.
"One final push Barney, just one last push" Dumbledore said calmly, to everyone's surprise Zara, Patrick Star, and Snape came tumbling out of him with an ear deafening groan. After asking for directions towards the Pacific ocean, they started to make their way home. They waved goodbye to everyone promising to invite them to the wedding, deeply appreciative of their help.
A confused and angry Kreacher was staring in anger and trembling in jealousy as he watched Dumbledore give Barney a massage to relieve his joints. He walked over towards them as fast as his little feet could carry him, "And what is the meaning of this?" he asked projecting his voice as much as he could.
"I'm just easing up Mr Barney here, no need to feel so insecure Kreachy" he muttured.
Rage begun to flow through Kreacher like lava, no one spoke like that to him apart from his beloved Mistress and Master Regulus who he hadn't seen for 42 years, and was still waiting for him to come back.
"How dare you speak to me like that?" Kreacher argued, "As you can see, I'm sort of occupied right now so could this perhaps wait because this isn't a good time for your childish antics" he remarked.
Kreachers anger resurfaced.
"What gives you the right to speak to me in that manner, Brian? You never appreciate what I do for you, even when you asked me to dress up as a sherbet lemon for you I did it" he spat with such a vicious tone that even Kreacher himself didn't recognise it this led to Dumbledore running away in tears followed by a regretful Kreacher.
Meanwhile, Hania was in the midst of trying to convince Snape to leave Flitwick and Flich for her. Suddenly an idea popped into her head, "What if I bought you covids corpse" she proposed. Snape's face instantly lit up at this proposition, a slimy smile stretching across his face.
A few metres to the left, stood behind a tree was Sela Peter Pettigrew with her gun pointing towards Hania as the target.
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Hania x Covid x Snape x Barney
Humoridk how to write I'm sorry I lack basic grammar but we're gonna ignore that✋. You probably won't understand this unless you've read Pengiwens Marauders series and a certain bigots comments :) This follows the story of Barney, Hania and her favourit...
