Hania x Covid x Snape x Barney

Bonus Chapter

After Hania died, it made no difference to anyone and they all carried on as normal but it broke one person's heart. Zaida, her bestfriend never got the chance to tell her that she was deeply in love with Hania. They both bonded over there mutual hatred of Harry Styles.

She couldn't continue on as normal anymore, Hania was such a big part of her life and living without her was just something she couldn't begin to comprehend. Zaida was slowly dying inside, she had even resorted to hating on Taylor Swift as a coping method. She stalked her for days and found out everything about her daily schedule, she went as far as figuring out her address. A restraining order had to be put out against her.

She slapped herself and realised she couldn't live like this anymore, she phoned Barney and asked him to accompany her to hogwarts so she could blackmail dumbledore into giving her life powder, she sat on top of Barney and together they made the journey to Hogwarts.

Barney got angry when she wouldn't stop being annoying so Barney dropped her into the south Atlantic ocean and flew away, she swam to shore and made it to Hogwarts. Kreacher ran past her sobbing dressed in a skimpy lemon sherbet costume muttering that he knew his worth, she ignored this and made her way to his office ready to fight for the life powder.

"Greetings Zaida" he said with a smile, "Shut up and give me the powder" she said with an emotionless tone, surprisingly he handed it over without any difficulty. He proceeded to usher her out of his office becuase Filch was on his way up and dumbledore had to dress up as Mrs Norris, picking up a cat costume and whiskers he pushed her out.

On her way to the graveyard she stopped by a hardware store and bought all essentials needed for digging a corse back up and bringing it back to life (Louis Creed moment). When she left the store to finally make her way to the graveyard the sky opened up and a flying prophet with wings called Julia emerged from the skies, "Zaida, think about what you're about to do, do you REALLY want a Hania infesting the natural beauty of the world?" she asked trying to give her a reality check but it was to no avail as Zaida let her rage get the best of her.

"Nobody speaks about my love like that !!!" and being an American she pulled out her gun and shot the prophet sending her back into the skies. However, she did manage to say "You can't kill me bitch I'm a prophet but I'll be back sooner or later" and with that Julia descended back up. 

Zaida got to the graveyard and sought out Hania's grave, eventually finding it she dug her out and sprinkled the powder on her. She came back to life and asked for her greasy soulmate at first, Zaida had seen him not long ago digging up a grave but chose not to tell her this. "Where's my oily man?" she questioned and ran away to find him before Zaida got the chance to explain her feelings.

This was too much for Zaida to handle so she shot herself in the head and once again for dramatic affect. Julia the prophet ascended from the skies again and dragged her body to the nearest dump, "you don't deserve a grave" she said to her lifeless body.

Meanwhile Hania was looking for her long lost greasy love unaware that he was still in the graveyard digging up graves and in a long term relationship with owner of the grave yard who was his 2nd cousin.  Hania went home to her Severus Shrine which she missed more than anything, she remembered her past friendships with Sela, Dobby the elf and floating Winnie the pooh but more than anything she missed Barney.

Hania soon found out about Snapes relationship with his second cousin the graveyard owner who's name turned out to be John, setting out to destroy anyone who got in her way of true love she murdered John and then dug herself a grave hoping Snape would choose her grave during one of his visits. Hania died waiting.

That was the longest chapter I've ever written damn but anyway enjoy whatever my mind has created here.