Hania x Covid x Snape x Barney

Chapter 5

"Where is Covid" asked Dipsy in an unrecognisable tone which sent Hania into a state of confusion,
"Infecting people at work, why?" she stated as a matter-of-factly. However to Hania's concern this only made the grin on Dipsy's face grow wider,
"Look Hania, I love you. Ever since I set my eyes on you I feel like everything in my life has made sense, everything has been about you. You don't just matter, you just are absolutely everything" she exclaimed loudly. Hania was speechless and was spiraling in her confusion when it suddenly hit her that the amortentia she left for Barney(everyone needs a sugar daddy)  had been consumed by the teletubby standing before her.
"If it wasn't for the fact that I am happily married and a non supporter of the gays then I would happily reconsider it" she let out. However, Dipsy was not budging and Hania had to call for reinforcements, she dialled her new best friend Sela's number.
Sela answered after the first ring, Hania explained the situation and she rushed right over with the police.
Dipsy was finally taken away by the police, which relaxed Hania.
Sela and Hania had a long conversation which turned into a heart to heart about relationships, she was so envious of the amount of love between Sela and Peter.
"How do you make it work" she asked earnestly,
"There's no way of making it work, if the connection is there it just happens. Peter and I have had our fair share of problems, but we worked through them because we love each other and always will" she said with a soft smile on her face.
Tears were threatening to pour out of Hania's eyes, Sela noticed this and wrapped her arms around her shoulders to comfort her, she was about to offer her support when someone started banging on the door repeatedly making the best friends jump.
Hania opened the door to Severus Snape, to say that he was handsome was a massive understatement. He was like a painted masterpiece that one couldn't take their eyes off of. Oh how she loved his features, his large nose and his slimy beautiful black shiny hair that she wanted to put her fingers through oh so badly.
"YOU WHORE" he yelled, his kindness melted her heart.
"Hello, Severus" she said suddenly going red in the face,
"DON'T DO THAT, DON'T ACT LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL WHEN YOU'VE MADE ME COME ALL THIS WAY, YOU HAD ME THINKING THAT YOU WERE HURT YOU STUPID SKANKY UGLY WHORE" he let out in a shaky voice.
Wow, she thought, Severus really loved her and here she was wasting his time.
"Forgive me Severus, I don't deserve you or what you do for me" she said threatening to cry once again,
"Shut up you stupid grisly bitch" he snapped and pushed past her. He has such a way with his words, just beautiful.
Severus walked into the house where Sela was waiting for Hania, her jaw dropped. She never thought she had seen a man more attractive than her own Peter but this man was certainly the exception,
"And who is this filth that you've been associating yourself with?" he asked as Hania walked in not long afterwards.
Sela could feel her face going red at Severus gesturing towards her and wanted nothing but to go over and talk to him, but she had to stop and think about her husband Peter.
"This is my bestfriend Sela, I've never had such an amazing friend before" she exclaimed, "But if you want me to throw her out I can, your approval is everything to me" she added in a hurry.
"Yes, throw the blood traitor out" Snape said with a smirk on his face, with this Hania grabbed a disappointed Sela and pushed her out of the window feeling a weird sense of deja vu.

A longer chapter for yall because your comments make me happy :)
Sorry idk what grammar is
Who else ships Snela? #OTP