Hania x Covid x Snape x Barney

Chapter 6

Hania shut the window and walked towards Severus, "Stay away from me you ugly whore" he said as he picked up a brick and threw it at Hania.
"No one loves me as much as you do Severus" she said, "I do not love you, you are under a misconception that needs to be cleared up" he said clearing his throat. Hania was bleeding due to the heavy brick, she wasn't angry though because this was a token of her dear necrophilliacs love which she would always appreciate.
"I have never loved you, I used you to sleep with you" he said with a sharp look on his face, this only made Hania more happy as she knew that Severus really loved her.
"Oh Severus, I wish you would whisk me away from here, Covid doesn't treat me properly at all and I miss our late conversations about terrorising eleven year old children, your desire for dead bodies and how you wish Harry was born a girl" she said with a strong look in her eyes, however Snape had another idea.
He grabbed another brick and threw it at Hania's face again, "I love you too Severus" she said knowingly.
Severus pulled out another brick, however he felt a large thick furry purple hand stop him and he turned to face a very angry Barney.
"HOW DARE YOU HURT HER" he yelled, "What are you going to do about it?, you fat purple dinosaur" Snape smirked. He soon regretted his choice of words as he felt the dinosaurs mouth eat him whole, he fell right into Barney's stomach where he saw Dumbledore talking to his sherbet lemons. He also saw another girl who's name he couldn't be bothered finding out, he wondered if he was hallucinating when he saw Winnie the Poor float by smoking a joint.
Meanwhile outside of Barneys digestive system, Hania was laying unconscious dreaming of Snape licking her ankles.
2 miles east of where Hania currently lied, awoke Sela Peter Pettigrew in a ditch. She tried to gather her senses, feeling groggy and sore all over. The image of Severus Snape was keeping her going, she wanted nothing more than to be with him for the rest of her life, she was going to get her man one way or another no matter how many obstacles she had to cross.