Even though she was dragging Barney along in a wagon, Hania continued her search for Snape, eventually finding him in the forest dry humping Flitwick and Filch.
A grin appeared on Barneys face when Snape entered his sight, "What are you doing" he asked in a worrisome tone as Barney was walking towards him with a small glint of lust in his eyes.
"Nothing for you to worry about my little greasy haired snack" he smirked, before Snape got the chance to run Barney had already ate him ate head first. He groaned in pleasure as the grease was instantly effective and felt very soothing, it was only a matter of time before his stomach would be okay again, now they just had to wait for 8 hours.
They all decided to sit down and talk among themselves until Barney had successfully emptied the contents of his stomach, "Yes, Severus, Argus and I have been in love for years and have only recently acted on our desires" said a blushing Flitwick who was now hiding his face out of embarrassment.
"Filius suggested the idea of asking Dolores to join, to which she agreed and does join from time to time" Filch added with a proud smile spread across his face.
They were discussing the relationship between Snape, Filch, and Flitwick.
Hania had resisted the urge to stand up and tell them that her Severus only loved her and nobody else, however she pushed it down because no matter how much it was physically paining her to listen to this, she had to endure it for Barney.
She was about to make a snarky comment when the sound of footsteps closeby filled her ears, they had all turned their heads to find Dumbledore and Kreacher the house elf holding hands and walking through the forest. However upon being seen, Dumbledore dropped his hand with such a force that he fell down with a groan.
Meanwhile in Barney's stomach, Snape was having a conversation with the unidentified girl and the pointy person who turned out to be Zara and Patrick Star. They had been trapped in his digestive system together for 3 years, this created a bond between them which led to them falling in love.
"We just fit so well together as people, well as person and starfish but you must understand what I'm saying" Zara said with a contempt look, the glint in her eyes gave off the impression that she hadn't been this happy in a while.
Snape was loosing his patience, he had to get out of Barneys stomach and quick.
YOU ARE READING
Hania x Covid x Snape x Barney
Humoridk how to write I'm sorry I lack basic grammar but we're gonna ignore that✋. You probably won't understand this unless you've read Pengiwens Marauders series and a certain bigots comments :) This follows the story of Barney, Hania and her favourit...
