Hania x Covid x Snape x Barney

Chapter 7

Hania awoke with a heavy head and multiple bricks laying next to her, she stood up to see Barney the dinosaur shitting out a purple shit covered Severus Snape and a dumbledore on
steroids.
Barney was moaning and groaning as dumbles had been stuck inside him for years, however Severus Snape's grease pulled him right out of there.
The unidentified girl seemed to want to remain in there as she hasn't come out alongside Snape and Dumbles, they were all covered in purple shit with clumps of purple fur.
"Goodbye my beautiful dinosaur, I shall miss your insides that have always made me shiver with glorious delight" Dumbles said with a seductive smirk as he walked towards the door, somehow managing to fall out the window on the way there.
"How dare you eat my lover, Barney?" asked Hania in a serious tone, however Barney never got the chance to respond as Snape sent a hammer flying towards Hania's head.
Complete unfazed, she continued "Don't you see how much this man loves me?, he continously shows his love for me and I will forever be in his debt" she said as she was was struggling to push Barney out of the door.
Once she had successfully removed him, she strolled back to Severus ready for a night of greasy passion. However when she went back through she realised that he had infact escaped, this made Hania feel like she'd fell in to a cactus and that her heart had been punctured a million times by tiny pins.
So she did what any normal and sane person would have done in this situation, she went to her secret Severus shrine.
This was her safe place where nobody could touch her, where she was safe from the evils of the world.
She was interrupted once again by the door bell, she was met by Dobby the house elf who was holding hands with a girl that she didn't recognise.
"Dobby wanted to tell Dobby's master that Dobby is now in a relationship with Ms Myla" he said swinging their hands back and forth, Myla smiled in agreement with him, "I fell in love with him, I don't know where and I don't know why but there was a spark between us" she exclaimed with a smile on her face. This only further angered Hania, who slammed the door closed.
Meanwhile, Sela was fighting her way towards Hania's house, shooting each and every man, woman and child that dared step in her way. She was now walking over corpses, after coming to a realisation that she was now a serial killer, she continued on her way towards Hanias house for Snape.
Nobody could take Severus away from her, she loved him to the ends of the earth. She knew she had only just met him, but it was love at first sight.
She didn't need Peter anymore, Severus was the perfect man for her in every way. She smiled as she thought about how badly she wanted her name to be Sela Severus Snape.

Ship Mobby and Snela
I will love you all forever