❝ She moves like she don't care
Smooth as silk, cool as air ❞
𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 the christian songstress and the spy who loved her live happily ever after... eventually
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"I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori as our sectionals advisor." Artie theorised.
"Oh, the creepy math teacher?" Tina questioned.
"He's always singing when he walks down the halls." Kurt added.
"So does Penny but she's not our sectionals advisor." Maria muttered, "because she's at the abortion clinic." Maria continued.
"Penny's pregnant?" Mercedes asked.
"Not for long." Maria clarified.
"Hey, guys. Did any of you think it was weird the way that Puck rushed to Quinn's aid during rehearsal yesterday?" Rachel wondered.
"No." Mercedes and Maria said, simultaneously.
"I mean, he likes her. I mean, they're friends. We all know that." Artie commented.
"Yeah, but it seemed like more than that. I've never told you guys this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense. Something is definitely going on there." Rachel hypothesised.
"Uh, we... We got to go." Mercedes said.
"We have to practice." Rachel insisted.
"Oh, and we will, as soon as Mr. Schuester names a faculty advisor to replace him." Kurt elaborated.
"There's nothing to be scared of. I mean, it... It's not like Carrie or anything." Rachel stated as we were leaving the room.
"Hey. She's onto it" Mercedes announced, on the phone, as we were walking along the hallway.
"I know. It's really freaking me out. Hold up. Artie's buzzing in. I'm going party line." Tina added.
"Dudes, this is serious. If she finds out, she's going to tell Finn. She's a total trout mouth." Artie pointed out.
"Trouty mouth Streisand can't find out." Maria insisted.
"Kurt wants in." Tina stuttered.
"I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement." Kurt suggested.
"I second that." Maria backed up.
"We can't. We need her to sing." Mercedes fretted.
"Not true." Maria added, "Mercedes we've all heard you sing. We don't need Rachel."
"Damn her talent." Kurt complained.
"We just heard. Who told?" Santana questioned.
"We assumed it was you." Artie commented.
"Why would I do that?" Tana asked.
"To get back at Puck. Aren't you guys dating?" Kurt pondered.
