Keeping up with the gays (haikyuu gc au)

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Keeping up with the gays

Iwa:
I'm breaking up with oikawa.

Kuroo;
Too late homie
You marrying him...

Iwa:
Divorce

Oikawa:
You cant leave me iwa-Chan~

Iwa:
Yes I can

Ennoshita:
What did he do??

Iwa:
So we was walking right
And I told him where he wanted to go
And he just walks away. So then I follow him. We walk for a mile or 2 in the middle of nowhere and then he just stops and starts stomping.
And I'm like so fucken confused
HE THEN SAYS
it stopped following me..
And I'm just staring
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIM DAMN SHADOW! WE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE LIKE 3 HOURS AWAY FROM THE CAR ALL BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MAKE HIS DAMN SHADOW STOP FOLLOWING HIM
LIKE WTF

Suna:
....
BAHAKAKAISIDISE

oikawa:
....
Hehehe
You love me

Iwa:
Barely.

Kenma:
You should have never fought for him

Iwa:
Tbfh
Got me fucked up

Oikawa:
😣

Hinata:
It's okay kawa kawa I'll marry you

Kags:
NO YOU WILL NOT UGLY BASTARD

Oikawa:
FOR YOUR INFORMATION
IM MORE GOOD LOOKING THAN YOU

kags:
🤢
WHERE

Tsuki:
Both of y'all ugly as fuck...
I will say sorry but I ain't 😐

Atsumu:
Y'all...
You would not believe what happened right now

Osamu:
What's up?

Ushijima:
The sky

Osamu:
😐

Noya:
He ain't lying

Osamu:
Shut up
Both of y'all

Suna:
Daddy

Osamu:
😐

Sakusa:
Disgusting shit

Akaashi:
I should have never opened this

Kuroo:
Where is bokuto??

Akaashi:
In the shower

Kuroo:
Tell him
That I hate him 😊😊

Akaashi:
Kk

Kuroo:
Me and ken will be over in a bit

Akaashi:
Kk

Atsumu:
BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING
Me and Sakusa was at a cafe sitting down outside in the patio
And then this man comes running, jumping over our table and over the fence
We was so confused
And then DAICHI COMES RIGHT AFTER HIM JUMPING OVER OUR TABLE
SAYING "hello, sorry you guys!"