Keeping up with the gays
Kenma:
Imma get a wig
Mattsun:
Wait...
You're not wearing a wig rn...
Kenma:
No this Is my actual hair
Mattsun:
BRO
THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS
kenma:
WELL ITS NOT
Mattsun:
I CANT BELIEVE
YOURE LYING!?
Kuroo:
Nah
He just like Nicki
He got a whole ass bob
Suna:
B O B SO THEY CALLING YOU BOB!?
Kenma:
SHUT THE HELL UP
BOTH OF YOU
AND I AINT LYING WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WEAR A WIG MY WHOLE LIFE
makki:
Cause you a fake ass bitch
Hinata:
Fax
No printer
Suna:
Child
no dad
Enno:
Kenma
No wig
Kags:
Oikawa
No nationals
Oikawa:
Kageyama
No life
Kags:
THATS A THREAT
Oikawa:
Your face is a threat
Kags:
Fucking bitch ass Twinkie
Oikawa:
A WHAT!?
Kags:
I said what I said
Kenma:
CAN YOU BITCHES STFU
I HATE ALL OF YOU
Atsumu:
Did Suna really say
Kid no dad
Suna:
Yeah what about it?
Atsumu:
You're stupid
Suna:
Dude
We both know who's the dumb one
And it ain't me.
Atsumu:
You right you right
Osamu.
Suna:
📠
Osamu:
BITCH
Sakusa:
Why you like female dogs?
Do you have some type of fetish
Disgusting dude
Animals ?
I mean I expected feet from you but not animals
Bokuto:
Eh?
Osamu:
I SWEAR HOW DID I GET INVOLVED
Atsumu:
Once you sperm head ass decided to budge your way through MY EGG!
Osamu:
Imma mind my business.
Never say that again.
Please
Kenma:
Imma go to wig store
Hinata:
CAN I GO!?
Kenma:
No🥰
Hinata:
Fake ass bitch
Kenma:
At least I'm going to the store
Hinata:
I SO CAN GO TO THE STORE
KAGS LETS GO
Kags:
No
I'm busy
Hinata:
Doing what
Kags:
Your mom
Mattsun:
AYYYYE!!!
Dab me up
Hinata:
I swear if you dab him up I will make sure that's the last sentence you will ever type.
Kags:
Sorry my dude.
Mattsun:
It's all good son.
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Keeping up with the gays (haikyuu gc au)
FanfictionHI!! This story is just a haikyuu texting AU, there's really no plot☺️ just me having fun Main characters: Kenma, Suna and Akaashi TIME SKIPP!!! SO!!! ⚠️SPOILERS⚠️ Sorry, they are my favs and I really don't see a lot with them together 😭😭 ofc I...
