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Sakusa

Oikawa:
Oy

Sakusa:
Why are you messaging me

Oikawa:
I heard you know Spanish

Sakusa:
No I don't

Oikawa:
Yes you do

Sakusa:
No I don't
Who told you that

Oikawa:
I like stalking so I looked you up and saw information about you and it says you know Spanish

Sakusa:
Gosh damn it

Oikawa:
SO YOU DO

Sakusa:
Well ig

Oikawa:
How do you know Spanish

Sakusa:
I'm Hispanic

Oikawa:
NO YOU LYING
WAIT FOR REAL

Sakusa:
Yeah

Oikawa:
NO YOURE LYING YOU AINT HISPANIC

Sakusa:
Bro yes I am
You really think I don't know my genes
I'm half Hispanic

Oikawa:
NO

Sakusa:
I'm Mexican

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Oikawa:
SAKUSA IS HISPANIC

Atsumu:
What?

Oikawa:
HES HISPANIC

Suna:
You didn't know?

Oikawa:
Y'ALL ARE LYING

Sakusa:
Bro I'm not lying

Iwa:
What's going on here?

Bokuto:
BREAKFAST

Akaashi:
Oh my god

Kenma:
Embarrassing..

Oikawa:
I was doing my daily stalking and i went to Sakusa profile and it said he knows Spanish so I went to ask him and he's say he's Hispanic.
HE SAID HES MEXICAN

Sakusa:
Why would I lie

Kuroo:
You know Spanish

Sakusa:
Yeah

Kenma:
Speak it

Sakusa:
Hola

Kenma:
Oh my god

Sakusa:
:)

Atsumu:
Yeah you didn't know oi?

Oikawa:
NO

Sakusa:
Mhh pues that's your fault

Hinata:
Mira pues, es estúpido

Sakusa:
Yo no el

Oikawa:
MIRA AQUÍ PINCHE PENDJO YO HABLO ESPAÑOL TAMBIÉN

Sakusa:
Y?

Bokuto:
What's going on..?

Ushijima:
YO TAMBIEN HABLO ESPAÑOL

Tendo:
You only know that from that movie we saw the other day

Ushijima:
And?
At least I'm linguine

Tendo:
Bilingual...

Ushijima:
Same thing

Tendo:
No it's not
Linguine is pasta

Ushijima:
Okay, and?

Tendo:
So its not the same thing

Ushijima:
To you it's not but to me it is.

Tendo:
Omg..

Oikawa:
So you really Mexican

Ushijima:
No...
I'm Japanese...

Oikawa:
NOT YOU! YOU IDIOT
Iwa-Chan is he lying?

Iwa:
Kawa
Now tell me
HOW ON EARTH WILL I KNOW

Oikawa:
🤷‍♀️
Who's Mexican in your family?

Sakusa:
Mom

Osamu:
....

Oikawa:
Ooooh wow
We learn something new everyday

Tsuki:
Who's gonna tell him?

Sakusa:
Let him be an idiot

Iwa:
He's so stupid

Oikawa:
Who is?

Suna:
Atsumu

Atsumu:
Imma kick you out of my house

Suna:
NO YOU CANT
NOT TILL OSAMU COMES BACK

Atsumu:
You only here because I look like him

Suna:
WHAT ABOUT IT
I NEED THE BOOTLEG VER AT LEAST

Osamu:
I'm leaving today

Suna:
WAIT FR

osamu:
Yeah, we finished early
So I should be home in a couple of hours

Suna:
YES!!!!!!!!!!
I NO LONGER NEED TO SEE ATSUMU

Seen

One hour later

Oikawa:
I hate y'all

Yams:
Why?

Daichi:
What did I do

Kuroo:
Huh?

Oikawa:
YALL REALLY MADE ME BELIEVE SAKUSA WAS MEXICAN
I JUST SAW A PIC OF HIS PARENTS
THEY ARE NOT HISPANIC
THEY BOTH JAPANESE

Sakusa:
I'm adopted

Oikawa:
WAIT REALLY

iwa:
Omg you're so damn stupid

Oikawa:
He's not isn't he...

Sakusa:
No...

Oikawa:
Imma go to bed...

Iwa:
Please.

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