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Atsumu:
If I die hide my google history

Kuroo:
No
Imma expose you

Atsumu:
NOOO

Bokuto:
Why you dying??

Kenma:
NO BOKUTO DONT ASK
I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

Sakusa:
Suna is going to kill us

Kenma:
Why?

Bokuto:
BRO
WTH

Kenma:
If it involves Suna it's funny

Oikawa:
What's going on

Hinata:
NO YOU CANT LEAVE ME ALONE
SAKUSA AND ATSUMU
YOU CANT LEAVE

Suna:
Y'all over exaggerating

Tendo:
?

Kags:
What did you do?

Suna:
NOTHING

Osamu:
YOU ALMOST KILLED US

Suna:
NO I DIDNT
WE ARE ALL ALIVE
SO WE GOOD

Akaashi:
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
FOR FUCK SAKES

Sakusa:
So we was hungry and decided to go get McDonald's cause yk why not. Suna said he'll drive.

Suga:
It's 11 pm...

Osamu:
And?

Atsumu:
NEVER AGAIN

Suna:
IM A GOOD DRIVER

Sakusa:
Y'all obvi know how far McDonald's is from our house

Hinata:
Yeah 🥲

Sakusa:
Well at night the streets are very dark. There is no lights and shit. No cars was passing by just us

Iwa:
Okay

Sakusa:
TELL ME WHY THIS IDIOT GOES
"Omg it's so dark, i wonder how dark it is without the lights" AND HE TURN OFF THE HEAD LIGHTS!
WE COULDNT FUCKEN SEE SHIT
WHEN HE TURNED IT ON HE ALMOST HIT THE WALL

Suna:
False

Osamu:
IT WAS NOT

Atsumu:
Bro and you know what he says
FIRST HE STARTS LAUGHING AND GOES "OMG ITS REALLY DARK"
"That's really dark"

Yams:
Everyone wrote it down?

Ushijima:
Yep
Don't let Suna drive at night

Suna:
YALL IM NOT A BAD DRIVER IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS
I HAD TO KNOW HOW DARK IT WAS

Kenma:
Oh felt that

Tsuki:
^^
Sometimes I wanna kill kageyama but the law is holding me back
If it wasn't for the laws of this land 😞

Kags:
Uh...

Oikawa:
So did y'all get McDonald's?

Suna:
Yep
The bag was secured

Hinata:
Can y'all bring me some??

Atsumu:
What do you want??

Hinata:
MCCHICKEN BITCHES

Kags:
CHOCOLATE MILK AND CHICKEN NUGGETS

tsuki:
He wants the kids meal

Kags:
WHAT ABOUT IT BITCH

Suna:
Anyone else
I'm driving

Osamu:
NO YOURE NOT I AM

Suna:
Y'all didn't bring your wallet
Just me

Sakusa:
FUCK

Atsumu:
🥲

Ennoshita:
I want a McFlurry plz
M&m

Oikawa:
Chicken nuggets

Iwa:
Big Mac

Ushijima:
I thought you was on a diet

Iwa:
Bitch I'm on a diet I aint starving my self

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