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Kags:
I'm going to the store anybody need anything?

Tsuki:
Ice cream

Kags:
No.
Hinata?

Hinata:
Ice cream.

Kags:
Ight
What flavor?

Hinata:
Cookie dough

Kags:
Ight

Tsuki:
Bro...
I just said I wanted ice cream

Kags:
Okay anybody else?

Ennoshita:
Drugs?

Suna:
Weed

Kenma:
The PS5

Kags:
Uh..no
To all of you.

Suna:
Then why ask?

Ennoshita:
To be fucken honest.
Come on Suna let's go find a drug dealer

Suna:
Let's go ennoshita

Iwa:
I know someone

Ushijima:
You do???

Iwa:
Yeah

Kags:
Anyone else?

Kuroo:
HOT POCKETS

kags:
Ight

Tsuki:
Ice cream

Suna:
SEND THE NUMBER YOU DUMBASS

Ennoshita:
Hook us up man

Iwa:
Sakusa

Atsumu:
He's busy
What's up

Iwa:
With what?

Atsumu:
Trying to get a new car 😐

Ennoshita:
Oh.. how's that going.

Atsumu:
He's pissed

Ennoshita:
Damn, that sucks
Anyways
Iwa why do you need Sakusa

Kags:
Anyone else?

Suga:
Nah I think we good

Bokuto:
WAIT!
Can you buy us cake mix?

Kags:
What flavor

Akaashi:
Funfetti, with the icing as well

Kags:
Ight

Yams:
Ice cream plz

Kags:
Flavor?

Tsuki:
Mint chocolate

Kags:
🤢
Yams?

Yams:
Rocky road

Tsuki:
Mint chocolate

Kags:
You have money
Ight yams

Iwa:
He's the guy...

Suna:
HUH!?
I LEGIT GO TO HIS HOUSE EVERY OTHER DAY!!
HOW IS HE THE GUY?!

Atsumu:
Suna... do you not go outside??

Osamu:
That's a stupid question

Suna:
I don't go roaming around someone else's home

Osamu:
That's a complete lie and you know that

Suna:
Snitch

Ennoshita:
Damn...
Is he still trying to get a car?

Atsumu:
Yeah

Ennoshita:
I'll be nice then

Atsumu:
?

Ennoshita:
Tell him to check his bank account

Sakusa:
How the fuck...

Atsumu:
How

Osamu:
What did he do?

Sakusa:
He just sent me half a million dollars....

Suna:
KKSIWIWIANS
How?!

Kenma:
Hey enno
Remember that time when you hit my car and I had to get a new one?

Ennoshita:
No

Kenma:
Oh really?
You must have hit your head really hard...

Kuroo:
Kenma shut up 😭

Sakusa:
Guess who got a Tesla 😏

Atsumu:
IN YOUR FACE BITCH

osamu:
damn it.

Suna:
What did y'all bet on now.

Sakusa:
Who would get a Tesla first..
😩

Kags:
Ight im passing by your guys house right now.
I'm doing a drive by so better be outside

Bokuto:
Okay

Kuroo:
HOT POCKETS HERE WE COME

Yams:
Kk

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