Keeping up with the gays (haikyuu gc au)

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Keeping up with the gays

Kenma:
Y'all me and osamu collab is coming out this week.
I've sent out all of the merch to you guys already. So I am expecting you guys to wear them every damn day and ALL day.

Tsuki:
And if we don't?

Kenma:
Murder. 😁

Kags:
So that's what the box that came in
I thought it was just fan mail 😭

Kenma:
I WANT EVERYONE TO WEAR IT
AND PROMOTE IT!
IDC IF YOU ARE STILL MAD AT OSAMU FOR HIS PAST ACTIONS! EVEN THO YALL SHOULD STOP SINCE SUNA FORGAVE HIM
THIS IS STILL MY BUSINESS AND I NEED TO MAKE BANK
UNDERSTAND

Kuroo:
Yes sir

Bokuto:
Ahoy

Ushijima:
Sire

Tsuki:
I guess

Yams:
Kk

Suga:
OKAY!!!

Oikawa:
Is it cute?
If it ain't then sorry.

Kenma:
OIKAWA YOU WILL WEAR THE MERCH!
IF YOU MUST WEAR IT FOR YOUR WEDDING THEN SO BE IT!

Oikawa:
WHAT NO

Kenma:
Then wear the damn merch.

Oikawa:
Okay..

Iwa:
I'll wear it to the gym

Kenma:
PROMOTE

Daichi:
Okay!
I'll tell my co workers about it

Asahi:
Okay!

Tendo:
I'm not in Japan

Kenma:
I sent it to your hotel 😆

Tendo:
Oh dear lord

Hinata:
Okay! I would love to Kenma!!

Kenma:
Thank you shoyo🥰

Sakusa:
I have no choice

Atsumu:
^^
Osamu is making us wear it.

Suna:
I'm dating the man😭

Osamu:
😊

Kenma:
And also. I sent them to your guys teams 🥰
I even talk to your coach about the clothing. And he said he'll definitely promote
SO 😏

Tanaka:
Damn you just using us
Do we get money of it?

Noya:
Yeah do we get anything from this?

Kenma:
Yes

Noya:
That is?

Kenma:
Life.
You would get life

Tanaka:
Wdym?

Kiyoko:
I saw some of the clothes it's really cute

Kenma:
If you don't wear and promote this line. I will murder you.
I EVEN WANT YOU MAKING RECIPES FROM OSAMU COOK BOOK AND HIS UTENSILS! 😊

Osamu:
Aren't you taking this a little too far?

Kenma:
This is business.

Osamu:
Okay...

Kenma:
NOW PROMOTE!