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Keeping up with the gays

Noya:
So...
Who's single?

Iwa:
Me

Oikawa:
Do I not exist??

Iwa:
Obviously, you're typing

Oikawa:
And you call me annoying 🙄

Iwa:
Cause you are 😦

Noya:
Okay, can I hook you up with my friend?

Iwa:
Who?

Oikawa:
NO YOU CAN NOT
IWA IS MINE

iwa:
Says who?

Oikawa:
Me.

Iwa:
And you are?

Oikawa:
The guy who sucks your dick

Iwa:
Sorry, noya I'm taken.

Atsumu:
Ew dick sucker

Sakusa:
Sumu, you acting like you werent sucking mine 2 mins ago

Atsumu:
SAKUSA

oikawa:
Ew dick sucker

Asahi:
Why are you trying to hook up your friend?

Noya:
They said my friend group is hot.
And asked if they single and to hook them up
So...
That's what I'm doing
Anyone single?

Kags:
I'm this 👌 close to becoming single

Hinata:
Hehehe
You love me to much

Kuroo:
Isn't ennoshita single?

Noya:
OH YEAH
ENNO
SHITA

ennoshita:
I was summoned?

Noya:
You single?

Ennoshita:
No..

Tanaka:
Yes you are
You were just crying to me on how single you are..

Ennoshita:
SHUT UP
BUT AM I WRONG
I LEGIT LIKE ALL GENDERS AND NO ONE LIKES ME!
NO ONE
LIKE WTF!?
I LIKE HES, SHES, THEYS, ETC
LIKE WTF!?
AND NO ONE WANTS ME

Bokuto:
That's pretty sad 😐

Ennoshita:
Oh shut up boku no pico
You just lucky that your soulmate was right next to you

Akaashi:
It's okay enno, noya will hook you up with his friend

Osamu:
BOKU NO PICO😭😭✋

Daichi:
Boku no pico?

Bokuto:
All I said was "that's sad"..

Ushijima:
What's boku no pico?

Tendo:
You don't want to know

Daichi:
What's wrong with it

Suna:
Nothing,
It's very cute and sad
It's about this little boy that has to work at his grandpa's work and ends up meeting this boy, they become great friends they go get ice scream, the ice cream ends up spilling and the friend gets upset...
Made me cry

Daichi:
Really??

Oikawa:
Yeah, it made me cry 😢

Ushijima:
That's really sad
What's it called again?

Oikawa:
Boku no pico

Daichi:
Imma go watch it

Suga:
Have fun daichi ☺️

Kags:
Y'all are fucked up
Y'all really gonna make them cry

Tsuki:
They gave them a warning🤷‍♂️

Noya:
Anyways
Have fun watching the movie
Ennoshita, you want to go on a date

Ennoshita:
When?

Noya:
Friday?

Ennoshita:
Ight
Just tell me when

Noya:
Kk

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