Keeping up with the gays
Noya:
So...
Who's single?
Iwa:
Me
Oikawa:
Do I not exist??
Iwa:
Obviously, you're typing
Oikawa:
And you call me annoying 🙄
Iwa:
Cause you are 😦
Noya:
Okay, can I hook you up with my friend?
Iwa:
Who?
Oikawa:
NO YOU CAN NOT
IWA IS MINE
iwa:
Says who?
Oikawa:
Me.
Iwa:
And you are?
Oikawa:
The guy who sucks your dick
Iwa:
Sorry, noya I'm taken.
Atsumu:
Ew dick sucker
Sakusa:
Sumu, you acting like you werent sucking mine 2 mins ago
Atsumu:
SAKUSA
oikawa:
Ew dick sucker
Asahi:
Why are you trying to hook up your friend?
Noya:
They said my friend group is hot.
And asked if they single and to hook them up
So...
That's what I'm doing
Anyone single?
Kags:
I'm this 👌 close to becoming single
Hinata:
Hehehe
You love me to much
Kuroo:
Isn't ennoshita single?
Noya:
OH YEAH
ENNO
SHITA
ennoshita:
I was summoned?
Noya:
You single?
Ennoshita:
No..
Tanaka:
Yes you are
You were just crying to me on how single you are..
Ennoshita:
SHUT UP
BUT AM I WRONG
I LEGIT LIKE ALL GENDERS AND NO ONE LIKES ME!
NO ONE
LIKE WTF!?
I LIKE HES, SHES, THEYS, ETC
LIKE WTF!?
AND NO ONE WANTS ME
Bokuto:
That's pretty sad 😐
Ennoshita:
Oh shut up boku no pico
You just lucky that your soulmate was right next to you
Akaashi:
It's okay enno, noya will hook you up with his friend
Osamu:
BOKU NO PICO😭😭✋
Daichi:
Boku no pico?
Bokuto:
All I said was "that's sad"..
Ushijima:
What's boku no pico?
Tendo:
You don't want to know
Daichi:
What's wrong with it
Suna:
Nothing,
It's very cute and sad
It's about this little boy that has to work at his grandpa's work and ends up meeting this boy, they become great friends they go get ice scream, the ice cream ends up spilling and the friend gets upset...
Made me cry
Daichi:
Really??
Oikawa:
Yeah, it made me cry 😢
Ushijima:
That's really sad
What's it called again?
Oikawa:
Boku no pico
Daichi:
Imma go watch it
Suga:
Have fun daichi ☺️
Kags:
Y'all are fucked up
Y'all really gonna make them cry
Tsuki:
They gave them a warning🤷♂️
Noya:
Anyways
Have fun watching the movie
Ennoshita, you want to go on a date
Ennoshita:
When?
Noya:
Friday?
Ennoshita:
Ight
Just tell me when
Noya:
Kk
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Keeping up with the gays (haikyuu gc au)
FanficHI!! This story is just a haikyuu texting AU, there's really no plot☺️ just me having fun Main characters: Kenma, Suna and Akaashi TIME SKIPP!!! SO!!! ⚠️SPOILERS⚠️ Sorry, they are my favs and I really don't see a lot with them together 😭😭 ofc I...
