The moment we all been waiting for.
The fuck shit is real.
I cut my hair *show before & after*
And fucked four bitches in one week. Okay three, one gave me head. But yeah.
No more bafoons either. Bad bitches. And a few straight yeahs too. Okay except for one. She was ehhh, she straight it's just a chin be in a werid angle.
It's lit. Like Kitty. I'm here. The Don has arrived.
Okay so Chrismas break '16 went on a cruise, cut my hair, came back a complete savage. No AQ, no Lucifer, no Shay. I'm hurt. Going through it. But damn am I about to have fun.
Ain't shit in this chapter but me being a hoe so feel free to skip ahead for moral lessons and what not ain't no morals here.
Ight...let's ride.
So yeah we get back to school I fucked Caraliona like that. First day. No pressure. No cap nigga no cizzy. Caraliona straight now, don't get it wrong but she ain't really worth writing to much about. She was a but case. This girl crazy.
Then you had Army yeah, she had a fat ass. I ain't never fuck, head was good though.
In the same week you had Yaya & Pyscho.
I met Pyscho first. She bad. Brown skin, pretty to death man. She beautiful. And a fucking psychopath. So we met in front of Tiger Place, this all girls dorm. She was with Trap (remember that name). So they pull up, Trap trying serve some gas outside like in front of everybody, (who does that? Niggas who ain't never sold drugs before.) And Pyscho right there chilling, looking like a whole meal.
Unbenouced to me she just dubbed Najee. He asked for her number like five minutes ago, she said she had a boyfriend. This what Trap telling me, because I'm like put me on bro. So I shoot the shot anyway. I been on a roll this week back anyway. So I get her number.
When went to chilling go into the cafe and shit, hanging out in her room doing my thing, kicking flava. I ain't even like Pyscho for real, but we was giving.
The girl is a but case. Some wrong with her. Actually they all crazy. Carlionia crazy, Yaya is throwed off, and Pyscho named Pyscho. Army yeah was normal, a regular thot. Anyway its the shit Pyscho did, we was making out one time, while she was sitting on my lap, and she pulled a knife on me. Said she was going cut me.
Shawty used to like stand far away and stare at me. I be like Yoo hey, I can see you, she like a statue. Just looking. Then would disappear as fast as she came. Then text me like "hey Bae." She crazy brah. She might ride up beside you and just look at you then peel off. It was some wrong with her brah.
But yeah. Yeaaaah. Vicious. Lol.
Okay she ain't last long, she was weird bruh, neither did Army yeah. Caraliona was on and off the semester. Okay now we at Yaya. I just blocked her on Instagram yesterday. Yesterday as in March 15 2021. She stupid. Let me chill because she read the first half, can't have her screen shooting how I be in my feelings in the DM's. I mean everybody getting these 1400 stimilus check, I need me a piece lol. Nah but Yaya got her own chapter cause it's too much. Far too much. She was never officially my girlfriend but we was together since 17. Like she was my girl who wasn't my girl but was my girl. We been through a lot. I got respect for her, she just stupid. She be blowing me, so I just blocked her. We been doing this 4 years now. Hold on I'm about to DM her. I deleted the thread and ion know her IG name. I'm call her tonight. I need some of this 1400. But anyway Like I said she got her own chapter, detailing all the craziness of this bafoon. I really like her that's my bae for real.
Okay that was like the first few days back. As time went on it was....it was a lot. You had this one yeah from the DMV her pussy was bad. I didn't know pussy could be bad, but shiiit. It was wet and sticky but couldn't make me but! How you fuck for hours and you sober? Her head was no good either. We met on Twitter, she lived in Tiger Place too. We smoke, came back to my room smoked again, and boom. But damn it wasn't hitting on nothing. At all.
I told y'all Ms.SSU was my valentine. I ain't fuck her or none but still. I got her some flowers and Chic Fil A, had a lil candle light dinner in the cafe ya know. No cap I was boosted that day.
Listen the picture game weak but I got videos man.
I more pictures from Part 2 tho.
It was a few random yeahs from Savannah, like not the school just the city. One bitch gave me head and ain't share none of her wings with me. I'm like damn man, you could swallow all my kids but not share no wings? Crazy.October was around alot too. On and off. Same with Yaya and Carolina.
All in all I ended my freshmen year on some hoe shit. It's only getting better though. Cause man.....
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