In my head I'm praying Lex don't expose me man. See Penelope was really pressing Stupid Girl asking what's the problem. Lol the problem is the girl like me and we be sneaking around but you don't know that.
Oh! My heart was racing. Pounding. I was spooked. Like please don't let this girl say what I think she finna say. But she didn't she kept saying she ain't want me. And I was the problem.
Like two days later it was the silent skate party. Now I ain't go because The Rat was setting up the robbery. We get back to Ari spot, spark a blunt Kayla come running in. Kayla from Macon. Nuff said. Lmao. She come in yelling about getting jump. I'm like who? On my King Von shit "Who? Nigga what? what he trying do?" Lol but frfr. I grabbed the banger (the .45) and me and The Rat hit the whip. We pull up I see Ari ain't got no shoes on, Penelope hair messed up, I see niggas fighting I just jump up banger and hand ready to bust.
I'm dead ass for real. Like it's a good what? A whole fucking campus of students leaving a spring fling event, and I'm out here clutching.
The stupidity.
But yeah now Penelope got me back in the car, calm me down we go back to Ari spot. That's where they told us what happen. (Later I saw the video on Twitter.)
"Man Shazzam it's up! I'm finna beat these hoes!" Penelope was saying as she took her nails off, put her hair up.
"Bitch yeahs it's on. On my momma," Ari agreed.
"So what happen?" I asked. "I'm ready to air a nigga out brah."
"Bae chill. But that bitch Cici tried me. She goin' flip that dusty ass weave and smacked me with it. Then didn't even say sorry, so I stole her. While we fighting, Shara stole on Kayla."
I just wanna add in the video Somebody got flipped on their shit man.
So Penelope call Shan, she ready. Everybody getting ready, nails coming off, wigs coming off, like it's on. I told Kodak if niggas pulled up I was going air them out. I put it on 8 Trey, so yeah I was ready. Penelope talking to Cici, we set it up at Ponds Rosa. It was on. We go get Shan it's up.
And introducing....*Theme Music*-Young Ma "Beatbox Freestyle" Team Penelope
Penelope: 5'11 lil gut probably 160 pounds
Ari: Ugh 5'5 thin as a pencil probably 120 pounds
Kayla: Hmm, maybe 5'0 100 pounds
Shan: Maybe 5'2 130 pounds
And introducing....team Stupid Girl *Theme Music* City Girls x Pussy Talk.
Lex: wasn't even there! No cap Lex wasn't there brah. She told me she was getting her hair done. Idk.
Cici: Just as thin as Ari. Maybe 100 pounds
Shara: five ehh, five'four. 145 pounds. All ass.
Godzilla: I mean Miyah, about 1,000 pounds all stomach fat and tities. Nasty tities. Seven foot tall. I wouldn't fight her.
And like 20 other yeahs. So after about a hour of them arguing about wigs and ya know me...
Ding Ding!
Round one: Penelope vs Cici
*WWE COMMENTARY VOICE* "My God! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! No lie Penelope beat the hell out CiCi no boost. She did that. Me and The Rat watched from ontop Ari car. Penelope really did beat her, I think she fell.
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