Yeah Maaan I Was Lit!

Saint Patty's '17

I ain't got pictures man! Only snaps of this shit. It was fucking lit! St.Patrick's Day 2017. Me and Najee trained this white lady. Recorded it, and I sent it to one of those porn pages on Twitter.

I don't remember how the day started, but know Von went down there with Stupid Boy and me and Najee caught a ride down there. Soon as we got there it was packed as hell, people everywhere. We weren't down there five minutes these courage yeahs grabbing all on our dicks and shit. We trying yeah, they playing. They really playing like laughing and shit. Bitch don't laugh and grab my dick, I'm trying make you squirt (I actually know how to do that for real <Editors Note: I mean who doesn't... Come on Shazzam>). But it was cool. We ran into Dom and Never Take Showers down there. We finessed this white guy to buy us all subway, he ended up not having no money so we just dipped.

I ran into my mother out there. Her, my pops, and cousin was out there. My mother seen me, I'm hopping down on a yeah I hear my real name, I'm like what the hell, it's my mother!

It was a great time though. I had a 4loko, (I having been drunk yet) it was a vibe. I was in city market with the white people turning up hard. They had a cover band and I knew the songs (I love rock music. Bands including System Of a Down. Korn, In This Moment) me and this white guy was turning up like super hard. Jumping up and down we had the white yeahs twerking to the rock music it was lit.

Then Najee happen. Doing what he do best. So while I'm dancing with the yeahs he dancing with this Lady, a straight white lady she looked good. I say lady because she was 39. Lol.

So we both in city market I see them dancing I turned back, they gone... I actually got mad. Like damn brah wya?

So Najee being Najee call me, he like "come to the double tree this white lady going come downstairs and give you a wristband you gotta have it."

Twenty minutes later we running her. I honestly just wanted head. But he just wanted head. He told her I'll fuck her so I did. Man listen she hard, she laid me down get to kissing my thighs, sucking my balls, this yeah put the condom on with her mouth! Whew....man her head was wild. Turned her around and fucked her brains out her noggin.

  This the crazy part though so afterwards Najee get to asking her questions as follows.

"Where you from, what you do?"

"Middle Ga. I'm teacher at the university there."

"How old are you?"

"39"

"You got kids? A husband?"

"My kids on River st. My husband is at Buffalo Wild Wings."

"Why you let us just do that if you got a husband?"

"I came to have fun."

And yeah she was sober.