Yeah Maaan I Was Lit!

Homecoming '16.

    Where we start? "It's hoessssssss coming!" Its a major motion picture movie. Homecoming '16 went digital! I remember all my classes being cancelled for that week. This was this lil yeah from Middle Ga, I knew she was coming through. It was some serious. AQ was trying come down all week, and I was just not going for it. This my first Homecoming at a college I ain't trying be boo'd up. Nah that was dead. It was yeahs to yeah and drugs to do.

    The crazy thing is I don't remember nothing from that year. I remember the block parties we had in the circle they was lit. The yeahs was all on top of the cars twerking, busting it. This one girl got hit by a car, another girl got tased by the folks, niggas was caving in the roof, caving in the ceilings it was pretty epic.

    I didn't drink then, so I wasn't drunk but I was higher than a mutha' fucka'! Out my top, we had this like thirty blunt session. But that wasn't the highlight. The lil yeah from Middle Ga, wasn't even none special, knocked her down when Lucci came to perform. The highlight was me boxing out Capped Up Ass Dan...okay it was a draw but let me tell you what happen:

    All that shit started over MoMo. See I liked MoMo, she straight, lil light skin joint, man she had some titties on her! Najee & Stupid Boy said her head go crazy too. But yeah so first thing about Dan he a liar. Bro told everyone he was on the football team, a wide receiver on top of that. So Najee met a actual freshman wide receiver on the football team. You know what bro said? He never heard of Dan!

    Then it was just little shit he would do, like he was this alpha male or some shit, like we had to follow him or some. Red & Rick followed him like puppies, ion follow nobody period. So anyway to the MoMo issue. So one day in my room I made the grand announcement that no one in my group could talk to MoMo because I like her.

    "Why brah why? She fat. You could do way better brah." Capped Up Dan was on her bumper! He drug that hoe through the mud!

     "Well good, nobody talk to her."

     So time goes on MoMo playing with me, like she stopped fucking with me for real. So one day we outside and she like "you don't fuck with me for real, you just trying fuck."

    "I mean yeah, I'm trying yeah but I like you though no cap."

    "Don't you got a girlfriend?"

     "Nah we broke up," (we sure was finna break up too).

     "Still man, I don't know."

     "I'm saying why you think that?"

      "Your lil friend told me."

       "Who brah, damn."

       "Capped Up Ass Dan told me."

       Who? Huh? Ain't no motha!......Ain't....Ain't no motha fukin way!

      "You lying," I said in disbelief. I had stopped her and called Najee he needed to hear this. So once he pulled up.

      "What exactly did Capped Up Ass Daniel say?" I asked, I needed this to be broken down.

        "He said you don't fuck with me like that, and you was just trying fuck me. I don't fuck neither one of y'all, that nigga forced me to give him head."

                 Y'all remember Pinky from Next Friday? Yeah that was me.

                 "You gave that nigga head brah?"

          "I didn't want to. We was outside talking, that's when he told me everything. And he had me in this corner, we was by Payne Hall. He like had me trapped, I told him to get out the way he said I had to give him head first."