Second semester of sophomore year, 2018. This when that big fight happen and the robbery which landed me in prison happen. It started off lit though. See I moved to the Commons, which are townhouses, like they were real townhouses that the school bought and made dorms. So my dorm now was really a two bedroom, one bath townhouse. We had a full kitchen and all.
The day I moved in, like the same exact day the RD over the commons randomly pulled up me. That's the day he said I was one of those "whip cream boys". I don't even know bro, but I was already on his radar. My roommate Jess was cool, he kept some yeahs, even took some of mine actually.
There's a snap of me doing this
But brah that girl neck was dirty asf!
I couldn't find mine so I used this oneI had A room, which was Dom's room the semester before, he moved out and I moved in. It was nice to finally not have to worry about visitation and all that. I could just do what I wanted, how I wanted. Which we did.
When I say we I mean me and all my yeahs.
I had a lot but a main roster of five. Five that I was yeahing all damn day everyday. We already know them though, Penelope, Nympho, Carmizzle, Yaya, and Stupid Girl. Granted at this point I never had sex with Stupid Girl. She just gave me head all the time.
Now I didn't properly introduce Nympho. She earned her name. Like I'll never forget the girl riding me, I nut, I'm like get off me this girl said "it feels so good, I wanna keep going until it gets hard again."
Maaan. That's a beautiful feeling. Lol.
Anyway she cute ugly, it all depends on her hairstyle, I was loving the braids but the low bush threw me off, plus I got a wild hair fetish. We met over this puppy we (The Dons) had. She kept snapping me. I actually didn't try her because she always posted about God on her snap.....lol. So she would pull up and kick it with me, me being me I never tried her on sex because I didn't care. Plus I'm fucking every night anyway. She would just be in my room and I'll leave, I just didn't care.
This is the puppy
The first time we did yeah, it was the same set up. She was watching Netflix, I smoked, then I was getting ready to slide, she jumps up, locks my door and threw me on the bed. Now we fucked a lot but I owe her better sex. It wasn't that the sex was bad at the time I couldn't stay hard.
I was with Yaya when I peeped it was becoming a problem, but I was fucking Nympho most at the time. In all honesty I had Chlyamdia. But I told Nympho and Yaya I had high blood pressure. Which was true to. But yeah.
This was the time I started getting head from Stupid Girl. See I ain't never wanna fuck her back then but I'll call her to just pull up and throat me. I ain't even have to lie to her, she knew I was still fucking with Penelope, she just didn't care.
So anyway these days were great for me brah. Like I never went to class because I was fucking. No showers in between either just jumping in these yeahs raw man. Lol.
One time Jasmine, Penelope's friend tried to get me caught up. Because Nympho left her sleeping bag in my closet, I think Stupid Girl left some ear rings or some, because Jasmine pointed all that out. So now Penelope was on my ass.
I had just got done fucking Penelope when Carmizzle pulled on me, and Never Take Showers so fucking stupidly going let her in. Y'all do remember how there story played out? Neither one likes the other. So Penelope mad that Carmizzle even knows where I stay because in her mind, me and Cmizzle don't speak. And to Cmizzle, I don't fuck with Penelope.
That was the day me and Cmizzle got in a big fight she threw the bracelet back at me. The same one I gave to her when her grandmother died (we was just talking about this too on the phone. Yeaaah man. I be on some tinder shit) I gave it to Penelope as an apology when she caught on I was still fucking with Cmizzle. Plus she was blowed I had Cmizzle Addias pants. She was big mad man.
This the same time I had ALL them over for the seafood boil. That was the night I became a Mac for real. I got all my yeah's in the same room and no one caught nothing. Well, that's the night Yaya busted in acting crazy I had to answer them questions.
And in the process I left Penelope downstairs with Stupid Girl, while me and The Transforming Rat were supposed to be having a foursome upstairs with Nympho and Dejah. But that didn't happen.
All in all, I was doing my thing. Never Take Showers, and Najee and 30 all stayed with me too. Never Take Showers and 30 stayed downstairs and Najee stayed in my room.
Now that's what started to hurt our friendship. See Najee didn't like that I had yeahs every night because he was sleeping on the floor. My yeahs was getting tired of fucking in front of him. So I kicked him downstairs.
I was on some bullshit, major bullshit with my boys. I used to lock them out all the time, and do petty shit. It was getting out of hand, honestly. On both parts. Like Never Take Showers was serving gas out my shit. I told him not to because he trap with no strap. Someone might get bold and rob him. In my spot. Plus I ain't want all that traffic in MY spot. Then this nigga had Stupid Boy over one day.
Real quick Stupid Boy became bestfriend with this guy who did gay porn. Just saying he go out bad.
So yeah.
I snapped on Never Take Showers about that, you know ion fuck with Stupid Boy no more, like why bring him here. Then he didn't wash clothes and he didn't take showers!
So it was just a lot, they would get mad that me and Penelope would cook and not cook them nothing. What the hell I look like cooking for three grown ass men? Like I already said Najee was mad I was always fucking, but I'm not about to stop fucking because you wanna go to sleep, like what the hell.
We was all in the bullshit together.
Side Note: Okay it's a lot wrong here. First, all that raw fucking. Not the move. I got burned TWICE. Twice my nigga. So yeah first moral lesson is wear condoms. The second is how I treated my boys. These been my boys since freshmen year they were at a low point in life they were down, trying figure out they're next move. I was supposed to be that friend who supported instead I got cocky. I felt like I was better than them, and a lot I did, was to shit on them. That ain't real, it ain't loyal. Especially over some dirty pussy.
So with that said, if you find yourself in a similar situation, you gotta understand everyone goes through that period. Mines is that I'm locked up, I still gotta bounce back when I touch. So you gotta put yourself aside when your up, to lift up those around you. That way everyone would be up.
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