Yeah Maaan I Was Lit!

Team Penelope Vs Team Lex Pt.1

The robbery happen March 29'th but before that like hours before was the epic fight.

Penelope Vs Stupid Girl.

Okay from the top. This beef been cooking up for a minute. Stupid Girl was mad that I cuffed Penelope. But it didn't stop her from pulling up and throatin' ya boy. What it was, it was her friends. Lex knew she was going out bad. You know I got a whole girlfriend so you nothing more than some quick head, well not quick but ya know. I wasn't even fucking Lex. I ain't never want to.

Well Penelope ain't know all that. So to be petty Lex, and her friends Cici, Shara, and all them would always pull up to my spot. Unannounced. Just on some petty shit. Then that tweet happen.

So no one ever said anything to me directly about it because it's nothing to talk about, but Stupid Girl, and them thought it was the most hallirous thing in the world.

One day...me and Penelope in the cafe eating, and Stupid Girl sitting behind us by where I'm sitting I see Lex, but Penelope don't. So they just over there laughing and giggling like bitches.

I'm like what's funny when you give me head every other night? The girl told me she day dream about fucking me. Like erp? raggey?

Anyway it was blowing me so I had Penelope sit beside me rather than across, they all got quiet. Another time oh this a good one I was in the U with Moe, Moe a lil yeah I had. Thick brown skin joint. Pretty. No I said that wrong she was at her table with her friends, I was with Cmizzle, because Yaya was behind us, and Lex was with her friends sitting with Najee and my "Dons." Then Penelope walk in (we were going to Walmart) maaan I halled ass. (Is that how you spell that in that context?) Anyway I deadass just ran outta there. Later that day, taking the food to Penelope room (this before she moved in with me, she lived in Lex building), Stupid Girl friend Keria see me coming through the door and trip me. I ain't fall but I damn near whooped this bitch ass.

Another time I was walking from the cafe I see Stupid Girl and Shara (I never described Shara, she bad. All Lex friends bad no cap. I wanted Shara first like when we first met. The girl darkskin, ass and tities for dayssss. Ain't no beef now. So when I come home and run this bag up....gotta knock that down.) But yeah I see them across the street they just laughing.

It pissed me the fuck off because why is Lex laughing? Like why is Shara laughing. She walks you to my room. Y'all know I got a bitch. (Later Lex told me it was the tweet. They didn't believe it. obviously not since me and Lex got together they just thought it was funny.) I run across the street and press them.

"Fuck is so muh fukin funny brah!?" I yelled at them.

Lex ain't say none.

"You nigga. You a clown. You fucking goofy." Shara said.

"Bitch! I'll have my bitch beat y'all hoes!"

"Call that bitch then!"

It ain't go down that night. I painted that to show just the petty shit going on. Me and Penelope might be fucking, and I'll hear Lex and them just downstairs. What really was passing me off was Najee and Never Take Showers had a bet on who could fuck Keria or some shit. They kept letting them in. Like why?

Cici would knock on my door and ask for Lex, like you know she ain't here. Then what was worse, was like me and Penelope would argue and I'll call Lex. Bring me some to eat. She on the way. I'm smoking, eating Waffle House, she sucking a nigga up.

So the block party was like the height of it. So first all Penelope went with Shan to pre game with some other niggas, so me and The Rat had two yeahs to pregame with too. I was fucked up this night.

I don't think I've ever been more drunk. Ever. We played ring of fire (only four of us) on a bottle of Hennesy and Svedka.

Good times.

So me and The Rat hit the block party out our top. No chalupa. No noodles. Just fucking wasted. I'm mad at Penelope, it's spring fling, I'm trying fuck somebody else bitch. So we going around telling everyone my spot was the after move. It's a good time, good vibe we got some yeahs that's going its up.

We go to the bathroom right, we in the U, who I see? Fucking Stupid Girl and all them! So Shara bump into me I spazz. I spazzed hard. I told 'em Penelope was going beat her. She said call her.

I called her. Keep in mind me and Penelope beefing, but she answered, and showed up .3 seconds later. She was looking for them too. I mean looking. I saw her press Lex in front of everybody but I was talking to another yeah on the basketball team. So I missed it.

But later...awe man! So we back at my spot it's deep. A lot of yeahs I'm just cool with was there, I ain't fuck them, they just my mans and them they cool they was there. Okay my Donnets was there. Get Addicted was there. So I'm playing spades, drunk, Penelope sitting on my lap....all I see is like twenty yeahs walk in. I'm like, "Oh yeah!" It's going down.

I ain't even peep. What I did peep, was Penelope and Tye exchange looks. I'm like what the hell. Tye said "Don't do it." Before I know Penelope jump up and start squaring up. See this that seven mile Detroit in her.

So I see this one bafoon Godzilla ass bitch ion like from freshmen year square up too. So did Shara and Cici, so I square up beside Penelope. Them hoes was not finna jump my girl. Now a lot happen at once. The Rat was all mad at me saying we don't beat bitches. Penelope was all in Lex face. "I want youuuu I wanna fight youuuu"

Lmao I'll never forget that. Lex was spooked. Somehow we all outside I see a nigga next to Shara, because she squared up with Penelope so me and The Rat ran up on him and damn near beat him to death. He like "nah I'm just watching." Made him dip, standing to close. Berry pulled the banger on him. And my Donnets and other home girls was all behind Penelope.

Campus security pulled up she we all dipped. I left Penelope, I just dipped. I run into my homegirl driving right, she like "Shazzam where them bitches at!" Apparently my homegirl called her home girls to ride with Penelope off my face card.

When things calmed down, I went back to my spot. Penelope on the phone with Lex....

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