So this thing about me, having hoes is cool and all but I'm really a relationship nigga. I like all that Lubby dubby shit. I'm tinder. I'm with all that love shit. Well I was Lex really fucked me up. If i can trust a girl again...
So when Valentine's day was creeping up on me I wanted a girlfriend. Now I was going cuff Nympho I was, she was number one out of my primary five. Penelope two, Carmizzle three. I had no intentions on cuffing Yaya or Stupid Girl.
They thought otherwise though.
So the plan was I was going cook a stake dinner for me & Nympho. Najee and Never Take Showers even said they would be waiters make it all look good. Stake, shrimp, and eggs. I had a hard ass playlist set up too.
So what had happen was, I didn't wake up till like 3 pm that day. I don't remember how but me and Nympho started arguing because I wouldn't say Happy Valentines day. I didn't really see what the big deal was, when I'm making you a homemade steak dinner. Then I planned on cuffing her.
Me.
Shazzam.
The Don.
Cuffing.
You gotta understand, Penelope was the ONLY girl I cuffed at that school. I ain't even move around with her. The only females I was seen with was my Donnets. Really just Westlake, Ari. So it's a big deal for me to be seen with a female on some relationship shit.
Anyway we arguing and I got mad. I told her come get all her shit. I dumped it outside, and I put the steak I was suppossed to eat over her clothes. Raw and open. I watched when she came and got it. She was maaaad.
So I went to my number two. Penelope.
The café had a candle light dinner so I ask Penelope to come with me. She looked so good this day. And that sex was good brah. I made my grand announcement via snapchat and well I was cuffed again. We ended up sitting right next to Yaya. I ain't going lie she was hurt. I saw it. She was sad.
Carmizzle was blowed. And Stupid Girl was blowed too. But see she didn't care about all that boyfriend, girlfriend shit. I would call her and she'll still pull up.
But that night was good. Really good ya digg.
Said "anoucement"
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