YAY!!! MADE IT TO AY 10!!!! LIKE A BOUS!!! LIKE A BO5S!! ok sorry im really excited and shit.
well i think u guys have remembered my key now and yea... same thing as always my peeps :)
so ima get this party stared and all can just sit back, relax, and enjoy day 10 of insanity :)
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"Let's bury the hatchet... IN YOUR HEAD!!!" ~ bludragon {lunch talking about.... snorlax}
"Why do u have to be such a pedofile that drives around inside your mother?" ~ Creeper {drama club...}
me: Toast
bludragon: Butter
me: PAULA DEAN
bludragon: CHOCOLATE
me: DEMENTORS
bludragon: PERIODS
me: PISSED OFF CRAVES FOR BACON
bludragon: ADVENTURE
me: MARCELINE
bludragon: FINN
me: BLONDE MOMENT
bludragon: ME
me: MEEEEGAN
bludragon: Waffle
me: FOOD! MEGAN HUNGRY!
~ bludragon and I {texting to eachother the first thing that comes to mind}
"We are as normal as two pandas munching on a well-roasted face together as the flaming moon sets on the ocean of potato peels..." ~ Me {talking to my friend....OLAF aka Jadeblade777 (bludragon u know who im talking bout;) )}
"Art School's neat. I wrote a song in modern music class yesterday. I'd sing it for you but its mostly just me saying the word 'butter'" ~Johnny Baxter [the sims 3 cause yeah...]
"Thank you, thank you... first I would like to thank my cows, also my chairs... Then i will clean my trees. Warning... cows have been seen approching your house... They are quite attractive... You must hide in a pipe... This is just in... A mouse has been pooping in all your pants... Everyone panic... The manatees have awoken..." ~ Annie Calloways :D {texting me at like, 11:00 cause we dont believe in normality ;)}
"He pulled out the big protractor. It just got serious." ~ my Female math teacher {talking about my Male math teacher (MR SLENDERMAN!!!! PeaceOutGirl :P)}
"Step Back. SCREW YOU." ~ my friend D {playing Kinect}
"AW It's a Disney movie! Aw crap its not...." ~D {watching a movie in band}
"MMMMA MAMA MAMA MA YO FACE YO FACE YO FACE AND YO MA YO MA'S FACE! YO FACE IN MINE." ~ D {singing random crap in drama club and making fun of ,my singing}
"Gunshots. Poop. and Cantelopes." ~ Girlies {welcome to our BAND CLASS}
Math teacher(mr slenderman): yeah my mom left notes in my lunch sometimes...
Female math teacher: Probally just math equations...
Mr. slenderman: No, mostly just "eat this or die"
~my Male math teacher{Mr.Slenderman} and my female math teacher {really there to correct my male math teachers grammar and spelling on the board.}
"Granddaughter. Drop the power. NEVER." ~ My AWESOME Drama Teacher {also band conductor but not mine... anymore}
"My Orca whale reacts nicely to my Harmonica." ~ ME {in band}
"Don't judge me because i'm quiet. No one plans a murder out lound." ~Jenna Marbles {twitter}
"When I am avai;able no one texts me. But when I am busy... BAM! Still no one texts me." ~TED {twitter}
"Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs... say thank you, because drugs are expensive." ~ Funny Newsletter {twiter}
"Me?? Behave?? Seriously!! As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a theif, Batman drove over 200 miles per hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance & Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies." ~Jhoe {ifunny}
"CAUSE YOU ARE FOREVER ALONE AND I AM HAVING A PLEASANT CONVERSATION WITH A WALL WHILE LISTENING TO INDIE MUSIC." ~Me {texting MizzHarryStyles}
" *reads scince homework: Hold the edge between your lips. Pull it tightly. Blow hard.* AWWWWW EWWWW SCIENCE!!!! *facepalm* EWWW DIRTY MIND!!!!" ~ Me {doing science homework}
Jadeblade777: YEEAAAYYY THERES A SNAKE IN MAH BOOT
Me: is there really jadeblade777... Is there really a snake in your BOOT? sorry.. had to...
Jadeblade777: YES YES THERE IS AND IT IS SO NICE
Me: OH GOD I REALLY CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!
Jadeblade777: ITS SO FIRM OHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOD
Me: I think you just ruined toy story for me... XDXD
~Jadeblade777 and I texting each other {after he just watched toy story}
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OK SO THAT IS ALL AND I HOPED YOU ALL ENJOYED DAY 10 OF INSANITY!!! :DDDD
EAT.
SLEEP.
WATTPAD.
FAN.
VOTE.
COMMENT.
JUST DONT DIE.
~Hogie :)
YOU ARE READING
INSANITY!!!!!
Randomread this if you just need a pick me up or somthing funny that can get you through the day! or if your just bored and feel like doing stupid mindless reading :P
