ok so this day is gonna be not so much quotes but mostly a list of ways to maintain a healty level of insanity...
some may be more inappropiate then others but... hey... we all have dirty minds some way...
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1. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
2.In the memo field pf all your checks, write "For Marijuana"
3. Order a Diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
4. Specify thhat your drive through order is "To Go"
5. Sing along at the opera
6. Five days in advance tell your friends you cant attend their party because you have a headache.
7. when the money comes out of the atm scream "I WON! I WON!"
8. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the Parking lot, yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEIR LOOSE!"
9.Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. eat in public.
10. Hire two private investigators. get them to follow eachother.
11. Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner.
12.Get into a crowded elevator and say " I bet your all wondering why I gathered you here today."
13.Major in Philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
14.Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone anwsers, yell "IT WORKED!" and run out cheering.
15.Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
16.change name to simon. speak in third person.
17. Buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
18. Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
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and thats it so i hope yall liked my list of ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity! and we will go back to normal insanity (contridiction) again on the next day.
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also if you have any quotes you want to be entered into insanity then you can just leave a comment!
~hogie
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Randomread this if you just need a pick me up or somthing funny that can get you through the day! or if your just bored and feel like doing stupid mindless reading :P
