OK! So this is day one of INSANITY!!!! this is the first day i started to collect randomness. From conversations to pure randomness i give you Day one of INSANITY!!!
oh! and the key is...
()= stories i wrote
{} = stories other people wrote on wattpad
[]= video game quotes that i said or my friends said
oh and during conversations i will refer to my friends by their account names.
and for the vidoe game chats i am under Dark Major Waffle.... don't ask
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"Get rid of all my clothes and frolic with some bufflo!!!" ~ Margot Lockwood (in the woods)
"STEVE THE PANDA BETTER GET HIS FUZZY BUTT OVER HERE BEFORE HE BECOMES PANDA BACON!!!" ~ Dark Major Waffle [Graal online classic]
"So...... How was your time at the manatee fair?" ~ Leo (the secret)
"So remember this... when life gives you skittles throw them back and scream NO ONE LAYS A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!!!! Wait... thats not right....." ~ Alice Lockwood (in the woods)
"Dude just please I don't like talking about dog sweaters with someone who currently isn't wearing their rainbow suspenders!" ~ Unknown
Leo: I am sorry i wasn't there to freeze your tears.
Peri: Its ok i am fine now.
Avery: I am sorry i wasnt there too cause i would have bitch slapped them off yo face!
Leo: REALLY AVERY?!?!?!?
Peri: Its ok Avery's bitch slaps aren't very painful.
~Avery, Leo, Peri (the secret)
"WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOUR PANTS?!?!" ~ Me texting anymonus (MizzHarryStyles)
"So I told him to leave me alone because i wanted to train my ostriches in peace."~ Dark Major Waffle [Graal Online Classic]
" Guess who is dancing in the middle of Khols! THIS GAL!!" ~ Me
" Apparently running around the main city punching random people in the face and screaming "FACE FIST" is 'player harassment'" ~ Dark Major Waffle [Graal Online Classic]
Me: can i have a badger frog?
MizzHarryStyles: no you can have a badger mole
Me: PLEASSSSEEEE
MizzHarryStyles: no what do they even look like?
Me: this...... *sends picture of badger frog*
MizzHarryStyles: no that thing is creepy u get a badger mole.
Me: AWWWWWW the bader frog is soooo much more loveable!!!
PeaceOutGirl: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!! and you get the bader mole because that badger frog is CREEPY AS HELL!!!!
Me: ok fine -_-
PeaceOutGirl: ok now good night my crazies
Me: goodnite!
MizzHarryStyles: goodnight
-15 min later-
Me: PSSSSSST do u think she is asleep?
MizzHarryStyles: yea i think she is...
PeaceOutGirl: I don't think she is.
Me: DAMNIT!! GO TO SLEEP!
MizzHarryStyles: why should she?
Me: I know what your doing...
MizzHarryStyles: what?
Me: YOUR UPDATING ON WATTPAD!! it's ok because so am I!! :)
PeaceOutGirl: JUST SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!
Me: ok night arrow
PeaceOutGirl: night phyco
MizzHarryStyles: night arrow
PeaceOutGirl: night knives
Me: nighty night knives
MizzHarryStyles: shut up phyco and goodnight.
~ Me and my two besties MizzHarryStyles and PeaceOutGirl
thanks and I hope everyone liked day one of insanity!!!
~Hogieeaterness
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Randomread this if you just need a pick me up or somthing funny that can get you through the day! or if your just bored and feel like doing stupid mindless reading :P