ELLO FELLOW WATTPADERS! I have been being extermely lazy lately so im just gonna stop being lazy and I am going to start making my chapters longer! (YAY!) so..... ya.
OK DAY 4 OF INSANITY!!!!!
Key:
() stories I wrote
{} real life events or places that happened to me or my friends.
[] stuff that me and/or my friends said in a video game.
SO LETS GET READY FOR DAY 4!!!!! awwwwww yeeeeeaaaa!
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"Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely." ~ random person i over heard {library}
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."~ my sister chucking apples at me {Shoprite}
"I hope you get paper cutted all over your body and get dipped in to a salt bath and have to watch cannibals eat your family." ~evil dude person that rage quitted me for stealing his stuff [Graal Online Classic]
"I AM THE GREAT ELDER TREE FEEL MY WRATH!!! *shakes branches*"~Me as a tree [Graal online classic]
"..........I will stab you....... BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" Me texting bludragon
"Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."~ Me {a cover we made}
"Hey Hey Hey! *falls into window*" ~ me acting like the ice king [graal online classic]
"I want my tombstone to read the best napper of all time."~ Katy Perry {twitter}
Captian Jack Sparrow: I'm the best pirate!
Me: Bitch please!
Patrick Star:LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEE!!!
~SPONGEBOB!!!!
"Full price for turtles?! That dog won't hunt monstigator..." Random people. [pocket planes]
"I poured RedBull in my coffee this morning. I CAN SEE SOUNDS!" ~me {7:00 am}
"A day without the sun is like, well, night."~Viloet [tiny tower]
"I am eating Bagels and peanutbutter!! 1) we had no bread for my peanutbutter and 2) we had no creamcheese for my bagel. THIS BAGEL WILL BE THE EPIC OF ALL EPICS!!!!!!!! god this tastes like crap." ~ me {lunch}
"Dear Darling,
I will miss you so. Please never leave me for i will sprial into the abyss without you.
Love, Otto" ~what i wrote in someones yearbook {PeaceOutGirl}
"So you see bludragon, Thats how our friendship works! I get sad...... I go into your closet. I get happy..... I go into your closet. I miss you..... i go into your closet. I get lonely...... i go into your closet. I get mad.... I eat nutella."~ me texting bludragon
"Guns dont kill people. Fat,Fluffy switchblade-wielding baby ducks do."~ifunny
"I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now." ~me quoting ifunny
Slenderman!: I'm sad.
Me: That sucks.
Slenderman!: I have a tear in my eye.
Me: IMPOSSIBRU!
Slenderman!: What? How so?
Me: your slenderman.... you dont have any facial features...
~Me and my friend slenderman! [graal online classic]
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SO THAT WAS DAY 4 OF INSANITY!!! and guess what.... 18 QUOTES IN THERE BABY! thats right i counted.... ANYWHO! anyone. ANYONE AT ALL! if anyone has a quote they would want me to enter then just leave me a comment making me aware that you do and i will private message you about it. ALSO if anyone has got a problem with my crap. deal with it.
Thx!
~hogie
YOU ARE READING
INSANITY!!!!!
Randomread this if you just need a pick me up or somthing funny that can get you through the day! or if your just bored and feel like doing stupid mindless reading :P
