HEYYO WATTPADERS!!! Sorry i havent been updating in forever... drama club has taken over my life for sure now. anyway... i just got home from drama and im just sitting all alone and scared and emotionally scarred thanks to some stage crew freaks..... {*AHEM* MizzHarryStyles AND PeaceOutGirl.... it wasnt funny upstairs....} and now i am afraid of laughing children. and the upstairs of our school. and the dark. and mama. and MizzHarryStyles.
know what? im not gonna name all my fears now....
OK TIME FOR THE KEY!!! YAY!!
KEY
() = stories i wrote
{} = stuff that really happened and was really real.
[] = books that other people wrote that may or may not be wattpad books or publised books
oh and i will refer to MizzHarryStyles as MHS and PeaceOutGirl as POG
OK SO R YALL READY FOR DAY 12?
IF NOT TOO BAD. SHIT HAPPENS. DEAL WITH IT.
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Me: Hey! GUESS WHAT GUYS
MHS: WHAT
POG: MY PONY?!?!?!?!?!
MHS: POG U WILL NEVER GET A PONY!!!!
Me: NO! I lost this little tiny stuffed lizard when i was six and i found it this morning and it had lots of holes in it and so...
POG: I WANT MY GOD DAMNED PONY!!!!!
Me: I got out my trusty sewing needle AND FIXED THAT BITCH UP!
POG: *sends little pony emotes*
MHS: NO PONY FOR YOU.
MHS: NO PONY.
Me: *sends pic of fixed lizard stuffed animal* MY LIZZY IS FIXED!!!
MHS: wtf
Me: Did u not read anything that i just said MHS
POG: PONY!!!!!
MHS: WTF is ur problem
POG: PONY!!!!!!
Me: I LOVE LIZZY SO MUCH!
Me: SHUT THE HELL UP POG ULL GET UR PONY IN COLLEGE
POG: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: now my lil lizzy has so many obvious stiches.
Me: LIZZY I WILL NEVER LOSE YOU AGAIN!!
MHS: NO PONY
Me: GAH WILL U GUYS JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THAT GOD DAMNED PONY!
POG: no. i was promised a pony and i will get my pony
Me: yeah in college.
MHS: NO I WILL NOT!
Me: ok mhs -_-
~MizzHarryStyles, PeaceOutGirl, and I {discussing this pony that PeaceOutGirl is obssed with and is detremined to get.wich she never will get... the truth hurts sometimes darling...}
"Black Friday: Only in America do people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have." ~JENNA MARBLES {twitter}
"Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it's really "Who do you like" or "Awkward sexual task"?" ~Daniel Tosh {twitter}
"THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ET SHOT BY YOUR WIFE, IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE, WHO THEN PROCEEDS TO TRY AND KILL YOUR WIFE, WHILE YOUR BEST FRIEND IS OFF TO THE SIDE PREGNANT WITH YOUR WIFE." ~doctor who {my interpretation of an episode.}
"If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, I hope he stays away from your face... because I think your cute" ~ valentines day card
"The sun was shining. The birds were singing. Suddenly, a bomb exploded. WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY" ~i funny
"ITS ALL ABOUT THE EXPOSURE THE LENS I TOLD HER. THE ANGLES ARE ALL WRONG NOW SHES RIPPING WINGS OFF OF BUTTERFLIES. wait... *pauses music* wait.... WELL THAT ESCLATED QUICKLY." ~ me {listening to brick by boring brick by paramore <3}
"*watching tv at 3:00 am eating poptarts with a blanket wrpped around me like an eskimo* only you can prevent forest fires.... I. AM. THE. CHOSEN ONE!!!!!" ~ me {doing what it says in asterisks}
Me: well i have to go lil bludragiena
bludragon: bye meg
me: feel better my little love muffin :3
bluedragon: bye my little waffle :3
me: ok i wont call u my love muffin thats creepy...
bludragon: yeah...
~ me and bludragon { IMing eachother when she was home sick }
"*playing blackops zombies and falls into lava* SHIT! wait... THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIREEEEEE!!!!" ~me {playing blops zombies with Jadeblade777}
Jadeblade777: hey megs r u ok?
Me: well... yeah im just like really bad at this with the bots and all...
Jadeblade777: well... im not trying to be mean or anything but... your kindof shooting a couch....
Me: yeah... it... it won't fight back......
~Jadeblade777 and I [black ops II multiplayer mode with bots.... that i was failing epically at...]
"walk into the club like meHOYNEYOYMIHOY" ~ tumblr
"malcom was popping tags last weekend. how much money did he have? were did he have it? what did he wear? how did he look?" ~math test {extra credit. no. joke.}
Me: uggg i fail at bowling... *takes hair out of hairtie*
Benny: do u want me to braid your hair?
Me: wait.. did u just say what i think u did?!
Benny: uhhh yeah..... ill braid ur hair
Me: OOH THE BIG GUY FOOTBALL PLAYER wants to braid my hair.
Benny: yeah.
Bluedragon: HE IS SERIOUSLY REALLY GOOD AT IT TOO.
~Bludragon, me and our friend benny who is a football player and thinks hes so cool. {while we r bowling and im failing at it}
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WEELLLLLLLP i hope yall enjoyed this chap- errr..... day 11 of insanity!!! NIGHT MY FELLOW SOCIALLY ACKWARD WATTPADDERS
VOTE
COMMENT
FAN
EAT HOGIES
LOVE MUFFIN <3
~hogie
YOU ARE READING
INSANITY!!!!!
Randomread this if you just need a pick me up or somthing funny that can get you through the day! or if your just bored and feel like doing stupid mindless reading :P
