HEYYO FELLOW WATTPADERS!!! IM GONNA UPDATE ON INSANITY NOW CAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!
KEY:
() = stories i wrote
{} = real life stuff that really happened and shit
[] = video game chat
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Me: I have a bony ass!
Ydneay: ME TOO!!
~ Me and Ydnea
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how you did it."
~ Pancake {insanity}
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for much but bring smiles when pushed down the stairs." ~ Leader Jenahar [Graal]
"F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for u r alone. N is for never having any plans at all. All i do is sit at home." ~ ThisNameBetterWork {ifunny}
"Dude u r 13. You aren't even 14. You wont be 14 for like 3 more years." ~ D {Walking to school yelling at random people.}
"It seems like everybody is in a relationship or in love. I'm just here like, 'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'" ~ Girl Thing! {twitter}
"Perhaps voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station." ~ Will Ferrel Parady {twitter}
"SHUT UP VOICES!... or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again" ~ countryman16 {ifunny}
"Today at Starbucks I had them write Primrose Everdeen on my cup. When it was ready and the barista called it out I yelled "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" took my cup and left." ~ chynaaa97 {ifunny}
"some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window." ~ piercethepanic {ifunny}
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I will kill you, so silence maybe?" ~ Ockmad the dead terriorist.
"The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Darth Batman. Always be Darth Batman." ~ ifunny
"My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face." ~smackahoe87 {ifunny}
"Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired." ~ Not Will Ferrell {twitter}
"After Belle and the Beast got married, did they have to buy all new furniture since half their castle turned into people?" ~ JENNA MARBLES {twitter}
"They say not to drink and drive... well today I was drinking a juicebox and riding my tricycle..... I felt so badass..." ~ifunny
"Soemtimes when people talk to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face." ~ ecards
"Sandy: I like Karate. Spongebob: I like kay-ra-tay. Mr.Krabs: I like mon-ey-ay. Squidward: I hate all of you" ~ Sarcasam {twitter}
"I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way." ~ Xboxgamerbro {ifunny}
"I think we will be friends forever because we are too lazy to find new friends." ~ Hombre51411 {ifunny}
"Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj." ~ TED {twitter}
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OK sorry if day 9 sucked its just im still on the hunt for quotes.
so if any kind fans or readers could message me their funniest qutoes by them or someone they know then i will dedicae a chapter to you. Thanks yall!!
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De Todoread this if you just need a pick me up or somthing funny that can get you through the day! or if your just bored and feel like doing stupid mindless reading :P
