ELLO MY FELLOW WATTPADERS!! or as my epicly epic band teacher, Mr.C, says... HEY YOU GUYSES!!! seriously im not lying... he always says that...
ANYWAY LETS DO A LITTLE HAPPY DANCE BECAUSE I FINIALLY WROTE 1 WHOLE WEEK OF INSANITY!!! AND, TO CELEBRATE, I AM UPDATING FOR DAY 8!! *yay*
i accidentally forgot to turn off my caps lock there XD
OK ONWARD TO THE KEY
KEY:
() = stories i wrote
{} = real life stuff that was really said by the real me or my real friends
[] = stuff me/my friends said in a video game
LET THE INSANITY BEGIN!
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"I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face..." ~Lilo {Lilo and Stich}
"Santa and YOUR MOM in the Blizzard on a SWING SET!" ~D {band class <feat. Mr.C.>}
"Bacon's Rebellion is a group of slaves that was led by Natheniel Bacon." ~Zach the one-armed drummer {Drama Club}
"Your a demented, crippled, crane now..." ~Ali {Drama Club}
"DANNY!!! FOO FOO!!!!!!" ~ MizzHarryStyles {Drama Club}
“When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squeeze the juices into life’s eyes and run like hell.” ~MizzHarryStyles {insanity}
“I just like you. I think… I think I like you. Listen, when I look at you, my brain goes all stupid. I just wanna hug you and sit on the couch and play beemo.” ~ Me {sad excuse of flirting}
“Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.” ~stalker [Graal]
“You see things, and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were, and I say, ‘Why not?’” ~ Siri {after asking why she hates me..}
Squid ward: you’re making me claustrophobic
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus
Patrick: HO HO HO!
SpongeBob: Stop it Patrick! You’re scaring him!
~Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob {spongebob square pants}
“BEEP! BEEP! MOTHER FUCKER!” ~violent friend, aka ydneay {Drama Club}
“FOR PEANBUR!” ~ Zach the one-armed drummer {Drama Club}
“I have retina display… that means… BETTER THEN YOURS!” ~ Pancake {Library playing with iPods}
“Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.” ~ Not Will Ferrell {twitter}
Bludragon: 2x the laughs
Bludrgon: and 4x the troll
Me: and 18x the madness. Welcome to my world.
~ Bludrgon and I {texting about random crud}
“The powers gonna go out soon… QUICK! MAKE ENOUGH COFFE TO LAST US A WEEK!” ~my mom {during hurricane sandy}
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Ok so that was day 8 of insanity!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY PEEPS
FAN VOTE COMMENT ANYTHING EXCEPT DON’T DO DRUGS AND STAY IN SCHOOL!
YOU ARE READING
INSANITY!!!!!
Randomread this if you just need a pick me up or somthing funny that can get you through the day! or if your just bored and feel like doing stupid mindless reading :P
